Agreed.

Well, as stated on my profile, I'm here for friends only.

Just think of me as the anti-normal, because right now, it would take three acts of God, one of congress and a bit of GHB to get out of my friend zone.





...And some well-pedigreed show midgets, and a Mercedes S550 and a pony and a little plastic rocket ship...

A few years ago I had a leisure day. I wrote some poetry, picked pecans and took a walk in the back forty with the neighbor girl, to a waterfall.

Her: That big bullfrog's making a weird noise.
Me: Prob'ly because that little snake's eating it.

...Smooth...

Fell asleep early, woke up at 3AM on a Sunday for no reason.

Writing letters.

Happy VD.

Still no Sooner and not doin' a dang thing. You?

My left arm's numb and I don't know why. How much ginko is too much?

I to fahrt. (That's right.)

Some stats say that it's one in four thousand, others say that it's one in every hundred per doctor. With 500000 American men getting one per year, consider the number of failures.

That's not foolproof, IMO, but probably presents more favorable odds than the average surgery.

Until it's foolproof, don't even think about going near my crotch with a knife.

That it does

Replying to letters.

Must make tar coffee so that I can see the letters clearly...

The gas valve in my adjustable chair sucks. It keeps dropping out from under me by increments.

Machinehead - Davidian

Let freedom ring with a shot gun blast!

Dope - Dirty World

What's wrong with being a freak?

Check.


Caffeine

Dope - Dirty World

My mother survived a rattler bite without a shot because she was allergic to the antivenin.

I'd probably let the other person have it for their own psych reasons.

Some missionaries use a stun gun, cattle prod or the electrical system of a car to zap the bite area when there's no antivenin available. It supposedly sets the pH straight.

http://www.nytimes.com/1986/08/05/science/the-doctor-s-world-new-shock-therapy-for-snakebites.html

You'll find numerous warnings against it. I don't know, never tried it.

Darling Violetta - I want to kill you (remix)

Zoë Keating - Exurgency

This new cone of silence tech is sweet!

Coffee.

Money.

With money and intelligence, I can acquire knowledge and influential minions.