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transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4841 |
QUOTE: What, exactly...is wrong with friends? You're acting like it is some type of biological weapon or something. ****, friends are good...builds a good relationship, or you can date someone and never actually get to know them, probably for the sex...but I wouldn't know much about that. Friendship-Relationship-Lasts Longer. |
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transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4841 |
Well, as stated on my profile, I'm here for friends only.
Just think of me as the anti-normal, because right now, it would take three acts of God, one of congress and a bit of GHB to get out of my friend zone. ...And some well-pedigreed show midgets, and a Mercedes S550 and a pony and a little plastic rocket ship... |
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transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4841 |
Topic:
A Close To Perfect Day
A few years ago I had a leisure day. I wrote some poetry, picked pecans and took a walk in the back forty with the neighbor girl, to a waterfall.
Her: That big bullfrog's making a weird noise. Me: Prob'ly because that little snake's eating it. ...Smooth... |
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transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4841 |
Topic:
3 Things - part 2
Fell asleep early, woke up at 3AM on a Sunday for no reason.
Writing letters. Happy VD. |
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transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4841 |
Topic:
3 Things - part 2
QUOTE: Jonathan!!! sup little brother?
I am SMITTEN with Florida!
<-----likes yogurt Still no Sooner and not doin' a dang thing. You? My left arm's numb and I don't know why. How much ginko is too much? I to fahrt. (That's right.)
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transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4841 |
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Men and Vasectomies
Some stats say that it's one in four thousand, others say that it's one in every hundred per doctor. With 500000 American men getting one per year, consider the number of failures.
That's not foolproof, IMO, but probably presents more favorable odds than the average surgery. |
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transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4841 |
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Men and Vasectomies
Until it's foolproof, don't even think about going near my crotch with a knife.
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transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4841 |
Topic:
3 Things - part 2
QUOTE: Life s*cks sometimes when friends slowly depart. That it does
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transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4841 |
Topic:
3 Things - part 2
Replying to letters.
Must make tar coffee so that I can see the letters clearly... The gas valve in my adjustable chair sucks. It keeps dropping out from under me by increments. |
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transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4841 |
Machinehead - Davidian
Let freedom ring with a shot gun blast!
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transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4841 |
Dope - Dirty World
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transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4841 |
What's wrong with being a freak?
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transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4841 |
Topic:
Anyone still here?
Check.
Caffeine
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transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4841 |
Dope - Dirty World
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transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4841 |
Topic:
shot
My mother survived a rattler bite without a shot because she was allergic to the antivenin.
I'd probably let the other person have it for their own psych reasons. Some missionaries use a stun gun, cattle prod or the electrical system of a car to zap the bite area when there's no antivenin available. It supposedly sets the pH straight. http://www.nytimes.com/1986/08/05/science/the-doctor-s-world-new-shock-therapy-for-snakebites.html You'll find numerous warnings against it. I don't know, never tried it.
Edited by transientmind on Sat 10/24/09 11:23 AM
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transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4841 |
Darling Violetta - I want to kill you (remix)
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transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4841 |
Zoƫ Keating - Exurgency
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transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4841 |
Topic:
New Caption Contest
This new cone of silence tech is sweet!
Edited by transientmind on Fri 10/23/09 12:51 AM
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transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4841 |
Coffee.
Edited by transientmind on Fri 10/23/09 12:07 AM
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transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4841 |
Money.
With money and intelligence, I can acquire knowledge and influential minions.
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sup little brother?
I am SMITTEN with Florida!
to fahrt. (That's right.)