I'd buy a green dress...but not a real green dress. That would be cruel!

"The unexamined life is not worth living."

Grape flavored Pez and only a carry on baq...

Luggage from former relationships should be discarded.

Kinda stepped in it and slipped...

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Four months without a post...

493.7? Give or take...

I give up gypsy...how many?

Move out of Wisconsin! And stop flirting with your cow-workers!

Don't dip your pen into the company inkwell...

And a happy one SN...best of everything to you both!

Wow! Shenerd found a Henerd! Isn't the universe colored with parallel lines that converge in the distance of perspective...

Congratulations!

493.7 years...give or take.

Breakfast-it's not just for dinner anymore!

Lil Luvr's back! How's it going?

Yes! But is it plugged in?

Buenos dias!

Feilz cumpleanos Joyce!!!!!!!!

Sorry to hear that whisper...any good taxidermists in Canada?

Yeah...besides the Delta region has had numerous begathons with national network coverage soon after the Katrina disaster. This is one simple family in need hoping to benefit from a production by one single network.

I hope having a heart doesn't go along with audience share and commercial interruptions!

You'll have to keep up newg-I add to the story every week.

I left the prairie dog in Wisconsin!

The story on my profile is now 83,000 words...