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Wed 08/09/17 06:47 PM
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Wed 08/09/17 06:44 PM


I think this is a bit sexist,
There are more than 2 genders now so maybe add them to your question! happy


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Wed 08/09/17 06:42 PM
Not sure about nice, but they have festivals all the time around there .

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Tue 08/01/17 12:17 AM



Follow tracks, follow tracks, follow tracks. Who knows, if you know your tracks?! You might find a Fox! laugh

Good luck!smokin


laugh Scoob, that reminds of this joke...

Three idiots decide to go hunting. The first one says he's going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck. The other two hunters ask how he did it. He says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get buck."

So the second hunter says that he's going to get a doe. And he does. They ask him how he did it, and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get doe."

So the third hunter says, "I'm just gonna shoot at anything I see."
So he goes out and comes back half a day later all beaten, bruised, bloody, and totally trashed. The other two hunters ask him what happened and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get hit by train!"


Omg, I just blew covfeve all over my company truck!!!! Mz. Rosie, you just made my day!! LOL

rofl rofl rofl

Comedy comes in threes!!!


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Fri 07/21/17 09:17 PM
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Fri 07/21/17 07:45 AM
Edited by Manturkey1 on Fri 07/21/17 08:08 AM
I'd go for a cloud covered mountain top

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Fri 07/21/17 07:24 AM

the neighbour asked, how come i didnt feel anything?!!
i showed my purslanes
"neither me nor my purslanes felt it" :)
she must have gone mad about me
because she was terrified and i was laughing lol


Only because you've moved the earth for men before. :laughing:

Glad your ok flowers

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Fri 07/21/17 07:08 AM


Hah! I'll say the engineers are proficient at not wasting space....like space for a wrench.

Oh, definitely. I remember the old fords when you could get in the space around the engine, with a tool box and a cuppa tea laugh


Lol at the 4- 6. laugh It's the 8-12vs ya want. :wink:

The old ones ya could have two people in the engine bay at once! laugh

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Thu 07/20/17 09:09 PM
A new gril. Mines about had it .ohwell

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Mon 07/17/17 05:32 PM
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Mon 07/17/17 05:08 PM
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Tue 07/11/17 09:03 PM
I didn't know action movies had romantic lines.

what what

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Thu 07/06/17 06:47 PM
Seeing the world is not necessarily the whole world. Its where you live or close by . Take a road trip to see things you may of heard of.

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Wed 06/21/17 06:18 PM
winking

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Wed 06/21/17 06:16 PM
Very few really get my hummer/ sarcasm. So I can say something that means different things to different people.

You could be offend and the ones next to you could be suppressing laughter .smokin

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Wed 06/21/17 06:01 PM
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Tue 06/20/17 11:52 PM
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Mon 06/19/17 06:23 PM
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Thu 06/15/17 03:33 PM
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Thu 06/15/17 10:32 AM
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Hello. waving

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