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elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 6958 |
Bobby Orr
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elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 6958 |
Harry Houdini
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elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 6958 |
Well, as the letter J was missed...
Jerry (Tom and) |
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elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 6958 |
Oscar the grouch
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elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 6958 |
Topic:
What's one thing (or more)
That I have never seen any of the following movies:
Star Wars- none of them Nightmare on Elm St.- none of them Halloween- none of them Chucky- none of them another thing.. Nobody knows I sometimes sleep on my knees, with my upper torso on the bed when my back is killing me. |
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elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 6958 |
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What Else Is Love Like?
It should be like a buffet dinner. A little bit of this, and a little bit of that...You look for the stuff you like first, but if that's all you go for, you won't have a balanced meal.. ie.. relationship. You need to leave room for the things that will complete your experience.
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elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 6958 |
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... And a Box of Condoms
video of an ex-girlfriend and I, a jar of vasoline, a medium sausage pizza, and a box of condoms.
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elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 6958 |
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what the hell...
TxsGal, I'm happy that your family member is safe.
I am deeply saddened by this. I was stationed at Hood for 3 years back in the 80's, and I remember when the nutjob drove into the Luby's at the Killeen mall and started shooting, even though I was long gone from there at the time. What they say on the news about the base, and the town being like a big family is true. I was 1,000 miles away when the mall incident happened, but it left me in shock, and hurting. This is tenfold that to me. I wish that this man would have just eaten a bullet himself. This is going to hurt the military if this shooting was out of idealogical/religious beliefs of one Muslim gone bad. One of my best Buds is a Muslim, from Palestinian parents, and he's in shock as well.
Edited by elwoodsully on Thu 11/05/09 06:28 PM
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elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 6958 |
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Ya'll
No, it's not slang anymore. It's in Websters American dictionary, so it's now recognized as a real word. Outside of country music, the first place I heard it was down in Texas. I say it up here in Yankeeville, and my friends look at me strange. But they forget that I spent 7 years down yonder.. My first adult years, too. From 18 to 25.
Ya'll keep cool now, y'hear? |
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elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 6958 |
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What kind of car..
Rara? Hmmm.. Either a 67 VW Microbus with the camping package or a 2005 Dodge Charger with the new Hemi package.
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elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 6958 |
I dunno why this happened. I took a defensive driving course when I was stationed in Germany, so that I could drive for a General. They taught us how to do a 180 turnabout at 40 mph, and many other things. One of them was that, like in this case, the gas pedal got stuck(tampered with). We were to slow down as well as we could, and to sacrifice the transmission or motor to save lives. That meant to slam it into either neutral or park at whatever speed we were going. The tranny would die at more than 20 mph or so or the motor would die when the rpms got too high, but you'd still be alive.
Do I think this CHiPper killed his family intentionally? NO. Why he didn't do what I mentioned above... The Lord only knows. |
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elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 6958 |
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Anybody work for TDCJ???
Redd, my ex worked in Gatesville on one of the women's units. We lived on prison property, and had inmates mow our grass.. Safest place in the state to live. If they ever escaped, they knew everyone would shoot them in our little hood.
I worked corrections up here for almost 9 years. When I quit in 2002, my pay was about 46K, with 41 days off a year with pay in additon to my weekends off. I just got tired of it.
Edited by elwoodsully on Tue 09/29/09 06:48 PM
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elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 6958 |
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Blocking Users
No. You can block them from contacting you, and instant messaging you, but not from seeing you.
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elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 6958 |
I Jizz in My Pants- The Lonely Island
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 Lock eyes from across the room down my drink while the rhythms boom take your hand and skip the names no need here for the silly games make our way through the smoke and crowd the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud move in close as the lasers fly our bodies touch and the angels cry leave this place go back to yours our lips first touch outside your doors a whole night what we've got in store whisper in my ear that you want some more and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS This really never happens you can take my word I won't apologize, that's just absurd Mainly your fault from the way that you dance and now I JIZZ IN MY PANTS don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus Now I'll go home and change I need a few things from the grocery do things alone now mostly left me heart broken not lookin' for love surprised in my eyes when I looked above the check out counter and I saw a face My heart stood still so did time and space Never felt that I could feel real again But the look in her eyes said I need a friend She turned to me that's when she said it Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?" And I JIZZED IN MY PANTS It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3 And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I JIZZED IN MY PANTS To be fair you were flirting a lot plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot please stop acting like you're not impressed One more thing, I'm gonna play by check Last week - I saw a film As I recall it was a horror film Walked outside into the rain Checked my phone and saw you rang and I JIZZED IN MY PANTS Speeding down the street when the red lights flash need to get away need to make a dash A song comes on that reminds me of you and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS The next day my alarm goes off and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I JIZZED IN MY PANTS I just ate a grape and I JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS Ok seriously you guys can we...ok... I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY Cuz I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants) yes I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS (I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants |
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elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 6958 |
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Gas Prices
It's $2.49 here today. Finally getting 4 gallons for 10 bucks.. SHEESH.. I remember 89 cents for a gallon, 50 cents for smokes, 1.20 for milk, and 1.09 for a six pack.. I'm old..
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elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 6958 |
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Loreena McKennitt
Yes, she has a fantasic voice. I saw her here in Chicago back in ..95 or so..
There's another band called Anuna.. Fantastic voices.. Here's a link to one of their best videos. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg-9gUNiNgo&feature=related |
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elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 6958 |
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Is there a way
QUOTE: Is it this one? <-- there's a link there And here's the actual movie I think On Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge YEPPERS !!! How the heck did you figure it out from what little info I gave? You must have seen it as well.. Thanks for the info.. |
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elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 6958 |
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Employment quandry
Here's my situation. I work at a job I am starting to LOATHE. I don't get 40 hours a week except for maybe 10 weeks out of the year. It's almost like someone has to die for me to advance. Getting my drift? Not a happy man.
A long time ago, I trained as a masseur. I am really good at it. I got into giving my parents neck and back rubs as a kid to help the arthritis in them, and also the arthritis in my wrists/hands. When I was down in Texas, I went to school and got a certificate from them. I used to pick up extra money doing it, and stopped about 15 years ago when I became a cop. The going rate for a masseur up here is about $60-70 for a 50 minute hour. I could make as much in just 10 hours as I did at my current job. I have lived in this little one (really small) horse town for 5+ years, and have had about 30 lady friends and acquaintences ask me for a massage, and then, when done, ask me why I wasn't doing it for a living. Most of the ladies I spoke of told me they'd get a massage from me at least once a month or so.. If that was the limit of my clientelle, I couldn't do it.. But.. word of mouth in a small town can make or break any business. What I'm getting at is this.. Am I daft for wanting to leave a job I dislike, but has bennies for a job that pays well, w/o any bennies? |
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elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 6958 |
I used to drive a delivery truck down in Texas. One day when I was going from Brownsville to Laredo, I came over a slight rise in the road, and there was a buzzard getting his grub on in the middle of the road.
When I saw him, he was 20 feet or so away, so I had no time to do anything. He flew up, and smacked my windshield as I was doing about 70. He lost both his lunch, and his life all over the windshield.
It was July, and about 100 degrees. The truck had no A/C, and the closest town was 45-50 miles north. I attempted to clear the windshield best I could, threw up twice, and then got back in.
When I got to the next town, luckily, there was a car wash. A cop came up and asked me WTF was my 18 wheeler doing there, and I told him. He walked to the front, and saw the .. You know.. all over, and decided to let me go about my biz..
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elwoodsully Joined Tue 05/01/07 Posts: 6958 |
Topic:
Is there a way
to find out the name of a short movie I saw probably 30 years ago? I don't even know where to look. I know about IMDB, but by not knowing any specific details, .....
The short was filmed in b&w, and starts off with a guy having a noose put around his neck on a bridge. In the instant that he dies, he has a dream that the rope breaks, and that he's able to swim his way to safety, even with them shooting at him. At the end, they flash back to him standing with the noose around his neck, and he gets killed. I think the movie only lasted about 10 minutes or so, but I guess that it had an effect on me- due to the fact that I'm asking.. |