I'd like to be like some government employees and get paid a full days work for staying at home.

At 45 y/o, I have never had more that traffic tickets.

I spent 5 months in Saudi/Iraq during Desert Storm without incident, but I was shot in the foot when I was just 16.

I was caught doing 105 mph in a 55, but got a warning..

diagnose

Get Smart

You can't stop a robbery with a sandwich unless you have Miracle Whip.

That looks like a turbine motor from a helicopter. If that thing is hooked up right, I bet that sucker will do 150 mph easy.

I watched two movies yesterday, and they were both pretty good. First was "Cop Out" with Bruce Willis, and the second was "The Phantom"- SyFy channel's version of the old show. It was good enuff, that I hope it's made into a series.

There's one in Saving Private Ryan, near the end of the movie, when they're trying to prevent the nazi's from getting the bridge.

Take a look at some of the roads less traveled.

Man o man.

http://matadortrips.com/photo-essay-the-worlds-most-spectacular-roads-vol-2

A friend had a problem with a wasp nest that ended up having about 3,000 !!! of the little effers in it.

The way I got rid of them is we hooked his wet/dry vacuum up to a very long extension cord, and propped the nozzle onto the railing, the end just an inch from the nest, and taped it there. Then we sprayed a lot of spray into the vac, then sprayed them, turned on the vacuum, and ran like hell.

We let it run all night, and when we shut it off the next day, there were about 7-8 inches of them in the vacuum.

Grilled on the patio, topped off with mozz. cheese, and some spaghetti sauce and shrooms.. YUMMY.

Can I get an AMEN? UH huh !!

Foghat - Slow Ride

Serpico

I remember drive-thru liquor stores in Texas. There were no limits. Get a single beer, or a case, or a kegger. Although at that time, I also lived in a dry county, but we did have a social club that you could join for the low price of a dollar a month, and they'd let you byob to a party. Funny thing.. The closest town with any booze was named Ireland, Texas.

Hell, Dubz.. Move to Wisconsin. You can get drunk, fill up the car, play pool, get some food, buy a hunting/fishing or marriage license all in one place..

I usually just get MGD and a bottle of either Seagram's or SoCo.

Lemme see.. Legally? HMMmm.. I have 4TBs of h/d space.. Legally..? Uh.. Firefox browser.. uh.. proggies from download.com .. damn, this is hard..

Nah, some folks would just think you're an East German broad.

No glove, no love.

If you kick a man when he's down, he'll probably punch you in the sack.