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Fri 06/17/16 11:18 AM
I wonder how long it will take for him to realize the bees aren't really there ...

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Fri 06/17/16 11:17 AM
I wanna be, the very last, like no one ever was.

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Fri 06/17/16 11:13 AM
Another bad pickup line:
I worship a pagan goddess of fertility. For the ritual I will need you, a bottle of tequila, a bag of M&Ms, 2 gallons of chocolate ice cream, and a pair of handcuffs.

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Fri 06/17/16 08:44 AM
howdy

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Fri 06/17/16 08:40 AM
really?

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Fri 06/17/16 08:39 AM
693

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Fri 06/17/16 08:13 AM
Hi, I'm God.


Hi, I'm [insert real name].


Hey baby, give me a chance and I'll show you the best 8.5 seconds of my life.


Excuse me, I seem to have lost my marbles. So if you want to play later, it will probably have to be with cards or Scrabble.

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Fri 06/17/16 08:09 AM
Bad pickup line:
hey baby, give me a chance and I'll show you the best 8.5 seconds of my life.

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Fri 06/17/16 08:07 AM
694

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Fri 06/17/16 07:42 AM
catastrophic

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Fri 06/17/16 07:41 AM
no

eaten raw eggs?

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Thu 06/16/16 09:56 AM
707

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Thu 06/16/16 08:38 AM
Cartography

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Thu 06/16/16 08:38 AM
tis better to be single and happy because at least you will always understand yourself

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Thu 06/16/16 08:36 AM

Yes, but I will always be on top lol


*heh heh* that's what she said .... wait ....

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Thu 06/16/16 08:35 AM
708

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Wed 06/15/16 11:21 AM
More of a physics joke:

My ex kept saying I was lazy and never did anything.
I told her I always had potential.

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Wed 06/15/16 11:18 AM
no one ever wins these things

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Wed 06/15/16 08:59 AM
stalk the dust bunnies under the bed

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Wed 06/15/16 08:58 AM
yuk

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