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need man advice
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A case of beer, some scratch offs, and a trip to the titty bar.
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Your Bedroom must...........
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POPROCKS!
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Hillbillies
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I live in the sticks and some dumba** in a corn combine almost hit me. I went hillbilly bar down the street from me a few weeks ago and a bunch of people were wearing blue overalls and long sleeve striped shirts and the funny thing was they were actually drinking Pabst blue ribbon and on the wall natural light is advertised for $1.50 on Tuesdays.
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juniper/ "jew nipper" a moile is the jewesh guy that does barmitzfas. Dont worry people im not jewesh
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If a moile believed in reincarnation what plant would he come back as?
A Juniper |
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the old man
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how do old people flip the newspaper so easy does it come with age?
why do they call a bettery a battry? |
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Lost my job monday!
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thats bull**** how he did that I heard when u get fired you are supposed to be paid in full on the spot. Id check with the laborboard and see if his fireing methods are within the law.
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feet
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hmm...wow? is all i have to say. when i get home from work on a hot day my feet smell like carmelcorn and a**h***
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Ladies...
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af+of sorry wasnt paying attention
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Ladies...
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personally i dont think that u could get laid if you walked into a monkey whore house with a handful af bannas. just joking got to go for looks u dont want some nasty lookin girl
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A Hoosier Howdy
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pimpin aint easy
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kinda reminds me of that one song alices resturaunt
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female profiles
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Id like to add another thing why do girls take pics of their face and say their body is average then when u get her to send u more pics they turn out to be fat that pisses me off so bad.
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Mother of Six
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little johnny got home from school early one day and was bored his mom said go down the street and watch those men build houses and tell me what u learned. A short while he came back and his mom asked him what he learned johnny said the G**D*** plumber is missing and contractor is f****** late. johnnys mom says watch your mouth and go out back and cut me a switch. Johnny says F***Y** B**** thats the electricians job.
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funny questions
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sry dont want youall to think im some kinda ass by means of my spelling
fole:i ment fold. tried to stop it but it was too late. |
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funny questions
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why do old people call battery ----battry?
how do old people fole the paper so easy does it come with age? |
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blond/farm
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a guy walks into a barbershop and says i want a really close shave.
barber says have a seat and put this wood ball between your cheek and gum. the barber begins to shave the customer and the customer says in a muffled voice wow thats really close but what happens if i swallow the wood ball? the barber says oh dont worry bring it back tommorow like everyone else does. |
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