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Being Honest
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A guys is by his wifes side shortly before her death when she turns to him and says...
Joe before i go i must be honest with you i cant take this secret to my grave. Sylvia please dont trouble yourself nothing matters now Joe i must tell you i slept with your brother and your best friend and our next door neighbour i am sorry joe. Joe replies...I know you did thats whyi poisoned you!!  Anna x
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Before you die...
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I NEED A WOMAN OR WOMEN..........YOU KNOW FOR WHAT........       We hve heard it all before  we know why you want a woman becuase you cant drive that tractor Anna x
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This is just sick...
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I hope justice is done and they are quickly removed from this planet and spend eternity in hell. Anna x
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Last names/Surnames A-Z
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Zacher
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Yes
Ever squeezed a friends zit? 
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Last names/Surnames A-Z
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Xylander
Anna x
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Men and Vasectomies
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The snip can help in many ways......
"Sure Cure" Julie went to the doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming. As she ran down the hall, an older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained what was wrong. He had her sit down and relax in another room, then marched back to the new doctor and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Jones is a 35 year old, she has four children, her husband had a vasectomy and you told her she was pregnant?" The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard. "Cured her hiccups though, didn't I?" Anna x
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Unusually Blunt - part 2
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Ever broke your bed? |
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Welcome and so am i
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Although the orgasmic rush resulted in a bit of an anti CLIMAX when i discovered i had eaten all the chocolate buttons
Anna x
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Men and Vasectomies
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..No way,not going to happen..has nothing to do with pain or anything else...and yes the balls do make the man in a sense... Now that explains it..when my mum  says your dad...what a balls ache he is!! Anna x
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I had multiple orgasms
 hey its not my fault chocolate does that to me Anna x
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Just thinking how much I loooovvvee being a woman love it love it love it!!!!! Thank god I'm a woman soft~sensual~nurturing~ loving all by design!!!! And thank the lord my genetalia does not swing in the breeze !!!!! Jk 
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Men and Vasectomies
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My mum said she never needed to suggest to my dad about getting the SNIP as we call it here since he is that lazy she is convinced his sperm are all couch potatoes anyway
Anna x
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One Thing Today
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Remember to pick my sister up at 7pm....
 7:50pm now!! Anna x
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Me and
 ME coz i am gorgeous sexy a real hottie and i am not VAIN Anna x
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Should i eat that fruit gum i just dropped on my carpet??
Anna x
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A nice cup of tea for me
 Anna x
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HOT OR NOT
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Wrong site for that. But since you are asking, I say NOT...but I am a harsh, self important ahole that can find fault in everyone. Especially attention whores. Glad I could help. Dont mince your words hun say it as it is i love your diplomatic approach Anna x
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HOT OR NOT
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Am i hot or am i not....to be honest i dont care Anna x  Well  ITS TRUE!!!!! Awwwwwwwwww  Thats so sweet thank you my hero Anna x
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