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Tue 07/15/14 12:10 AM

>Topic started about hitting a burglar with a baseball bat
>Ends up a religious debate

I love you internet.


Pretty much.

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Mon 07/14/14 11:30 PM


I would try not to trip over the bat on my way to get
my non-violent gun.


"The horror... the Horror... Death to all the brutes."

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Mon 07/14/14 11:24 PM
I find most people underwhelming.

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Sun 07/13/14 01:25 AM
Earl Grey tea.

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Sun 07/13/14 01:16 AM
Okay. For once, let's just throw this on the floor.

I hate these threads about how women are different from men.

Do you know how hard it is to be a woman? It's... well, difficult from what I hear.

I've been concussed trying to save a girl. Men are usually larger and dominate society physically.

If more men just stood up and protected the innocent, male or female, this would be a needless conversation.

This comes from a man that has defended those with no protectors. Be damned, those that victimize. Trust me - for the bane of every idiot, low-dollar criminal there's some Irish boy that's anything but lace-curtain, and we don't like you.

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Sun 07/13/14 01:00 AM
Are you truly afraid of loneliness, dying alone, or living alone?

All responses are welcome.

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Sun 07/13/14 12:59 AM

Hey everyone,
It occurred to me that we all talk a good one and offer advice on how to meet people and talk to people (the blind leading the blind?),
but what would you really do if someone came up to you and tried to start a conversation? Would you shrug them off and go about your business? Talk and get to know them? Try to be polite and invent an excuse to leave?


Let's be honest.

How beautiful is this person?

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Sun 07/13/14 12:56 AM

I was smuggled into the country


I only hold my name because the nine year old boy who stole his master's horse, as an indentured servant, couldn't spell.

They change the spelling at the border.

Find me on facebook now, kiddo.

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Sun 07/13/14 12:54 AM
Why confess a crime for which you haven't any punishment?

You know that the sheriff's secret police watch this, right?

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Sun 07/13/14 12:24 AM
it's
too goddamn much

i've plunged into some despaired pit
where words are worth
the weight of your pocketbook

beg, you peckers of poetry
for a single stanza
for the grief that inhales
the deep murado smoke
of rose tinted, half-broken lenses

you are not worthless
because you don't produce
reproduce
you are not a terrible parent
for your errors

he or she is waiting
for a call tonight

how tragic it becomes
to love another
to only lose that love,
but how boring must we become
to go numb from time lost
the cost of freedom
the loss of any kingdom

restrained in the two row train
as you barrel past the ocean
atlantic or pacific
the gulf of mexico

when the sharks swim like minnows
and you burn with an ink
with interminable knowledge

this life is not yours
and you are not the shark
you're just fraying
in the swallowed mess of endless movement

so, like the hand of the hunter
the snare of the fowler
kill yourself

or become the new order

they are both about the same price
commitment is optional

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Sat 07/12/14 11:19 PM
"I no longer know the love of flowers;
the path before them grows,
and twisted knots and pots of rot
the sunshine loves to throw.

I'd love to be the girl that leaves
these vines of mine behind,
but every thorn is sweet relief...
I'll never find the time."


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Sat 07/12/14 11:12 PM
I'm (apparently) good in bed and I read.

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Sat 07/12/14 11:10 PM
I think this thread needs a better class of criminal, or sinner. And I'm going to give it to them.

The sinners are tonight's entertainment!

My confession - I witnessed my father commit an attempted homicide in a park when I was a child.

Let's play the game!

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Sat 07/12/14 12:00 PM
it's so pointless -
the pain that lingers well past its time

was it really
so clever to
cross-reference what i let you read
on the internet?

nihilism aches like some
overcast day
with your bleeding eyelids upon mine

i see now
that you need to be loved,
but you really think
possession is love?

i'm drunk by noon,
and you're a greater fool.

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Fri 07/11/14 11:47 PM
I disagree with the premises of your argument.

Also, you know, hey.

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Fri 07/11/14 11:10 PM
"You'd be a brilliant first divorce."

My girlfriend loves the things I say to her.

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Fri 07/11/14 11:08 PM
I woke up in bed with two brunettes today.

It wasn't the most pleasant feeling.

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Fri 07/11/14 01:15 AM
one word
one word was sufficient
for those boiling, auburn eyes

do you remember the word?
you loved me for it,
the light passing through
the cheap and damaged blinds beside us

it only took one word
or maybe the several after
so apparent, your interest,
and so lost, your intent

am i really such a beautiful boy?
one word
and it changed
every moment of my life after the moment
it was spoken

do you recall the word?

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Wed 07/09/14 11:33 PM
Happy birthday, kiddo. Have some fun.


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Wed 07/09/14 12:36 AM
You know, I only just realized it (and I don't watch Star Trek), but he displays the most dichotomy on the whole show - the gift between stoicism and humanity.