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Thu 03/13/08 02:03 PM
It was emailed to me today. So sorry to offend!

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Thu 03/13/08 02:00 PM


You got to love this guy..
This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson University .
It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage
with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank
everyone for coming, many from
long distances, to support them
at their wedding.

He especiall y wanted to tha nk the bride's and his family
and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation
he said he wanted to give everyone
a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to
everyone, and asked them to
open their envelope.




Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy
of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious
of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail
them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and
said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the
dumbfounded crowd and said,
'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled
first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding
immediately after finding out
about the affair, this
guy goes through with the
charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations
in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'
commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception
for 300 family members and
friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week
honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face
when they see the 8x10 glossy
of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money
can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD


A Mastercard Wedding

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Thu 03/13/08 12:53 PM
I am so sorry for your loss. We sometimes program our kids to think that death is for old people only and unfortunately it comes to all of us. I think you did the right thing. Reassurance and support are probably what she needs. There is a great book by Jamie Lee Curtis called "Where do balloons go". I read it to my daughters and son when we lost a family member. It's just a little book but very inspirational. Keep hugging and loving her. Once again-I am so sorry.

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Thu 03/13/08 12:48 PM
Welcome back. We're all still here!

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Thu 03/13/08 12:43 PM
It went OK. We're both very busy. I think we're going out next weekend. So we'll see-I'll keep you posted!

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Thu 03/13/08 12:41 PM
I met face to face with someone today.

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Thu 03/13/08 12:17 PM
Very funny!

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Thu 03/13/08 12:14 PM
Still single.

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Thu 03/13/08 12:13 PM
$3.52 here today...

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Thu 03/13/08 12:10 PM
Never feel guilty for your success. Take it.

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Thu 03/13/08 09:16 AM
Welcome to JSH! Enjoy!

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Thu 03/13/08 09:14 AM
A giraffe-they always seem at peace.

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Thu 03/13/08 09:13 AM
Very true indeed.

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Thu 03/13/08 09:12 AM
Good afternoon! The house is clean,the car is clean-I am rockin' today! Hope everyone is having a great day!

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Thu 03/13/08 07:06 AM
Me too!

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Thu 03/13/08 06:37 AM
Good morning all. Hope everyone has a great day!

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Wed 03/12/08 06:31 PM
Sleep well. I'm out to-see everyone tomorrow!

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Wed 03/12/08 06:21 PM
The first game my dad took me to was 1982-the Cards were HOT that year. Die-hard Cards fan ever since. I take my kids to games a lot. Can't wait for the Cards-Cubs showdowns!

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Wed 03/12/08 06:18 PM
Patience-oops

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Wed 03/12/08 06:17 PM
We lack patuence because we are human. Keep praying!

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