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Sat 05/15/10 07:12 PM

Cuz imma lame guy that know no one
around here lol but i will once i
start working monday !!!!!!!!

They make special shoes for that.

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Sat 05/15/10 07:06 PM
Ummmm.
I have been a very bad girl.
Can I bring my own throne?

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Sat 05/15/10 06:49 PM
Well I would volunteer to be the
sword swallower.
But.
I am not sure where it has been in
this circus.

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Sat 05/15/10 06:42 PM
I am surrounded by Chinese restaurants.
And curse them, they deliver.
Well.
They don't deliver pizza.

I stayed at Cambridge University one year
on a tour of Europe. Had the worst food
ever there, everything was boiled.
You have my sympathies.

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Sat 05/15/10 06:16 PM
I would like for somebody to rub
...me the wrong way tonight.

Damn.
Just when I have rubbing the right way
down pat..

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Sat 05/15/10 05:51 PM
Actually.
I was looking for the pizza delivery guy.
I don't suppose...

Welcome anywayz, enjoy :-)

Is that pizza sauce on your chin?!?!?!?!?

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Sat 05/15/10 05:39 PM
Edited by skydancingA on Sat 05/15/10 05:41 PM


So spock ..... I just put it all together. think
Younger guys date older women. love
THEN 'younger guys' get older. oops
THEN .. they want younger women. ohwell
Women? Where do they end up? noway rofl rofl rofl rofl
Sorry .. just thinkin outloud. rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
Do we see a trend here? LMFAO smokin

That was my progression....
The bad part was that, when I started
dating the younger ones, I found that
they just wanted to BE the older ones....
See, my problem was using myself (my age)
as a line of demarcation -- it isn't
(wasn't) -- because the numbers really
didn't matter, they ALL wanted to
"fix" me
the same way....!

Quit dating just veterinarians.
Although.
If you get "fixed" all these problems
should disappear.

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Sat 05/15/10 05:25 PM
Haven't had a hedgehog.
Or Ron Jeremy.

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Fri 05/14/10 11:40 PM





I don't even know how to text somebody????????

Me either !!!
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..

Me neither...I tried once or twice and it took
me forever to do it. I don't get the big deal
with texting or having a cell phone on your
ear 24/7.... and people in the store lines
talking the whole time, rude and annoying,
in my opinion.

Well maybe we should just skip learning
texting.
Go right to sexting.
I believe this is an area in which we
could excel.blushing

They say it's never too late to learn
something new...I'll start with that
and after I master it then I'll jump
to phone sex. Something else I never
could do..I've tried, I crack up and
can't stop laughing...
You wanna sext first or should I? laugh

Hmmmm.
Fortunately, I had the good sense
to turn OFF my texting abilities.
Which, I believe, is the 4play for
sexting??

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Fri 05/14/10 08:39 PM



I don't even know how to text somebody????????

Me either !!!
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..

Me neither...I tried once or twice and it took
me forever to do it. I don't get the big deal
with texting or having a cell phone on your
ear 24/7.... and people in the store lines
talking the whole time, rude and annoying,
in my opinion.

Well maybe we should just skip learning
texting.
Go right to sexting.
I believe this is an area in which we
could excel.blushing

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Fri 05/14/10 07:40 PM
Ouch Bedlum..
And when it is so close to your own
safety zone it is hard to explain
to yourself.

Life, and people are so fragile.
But when they lose hope I guess they
feel free to hurt just about anyone.
Very hard on the empathetic.
Consider this a cyber hug.

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Fri 05/14/10 07:00 PM
Lamborghini Diablo.

Because.
If He is driving, he is obviously
feeling a bit contrary.

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Fri 05/14/10 06:09 PM
Edited by skydancingA on Fri 05/14/10 06:10 PM



Wow, Lex found a profile he likes. =
for one am flabbergasted. LOL. Go Lex!!!

OBEY THE KOLON!
Go for it dude. We got your back. (I'll
run interference with any shmoe who
starts wooing this wonderwoman by
pretending to be a drunk gay stalker type....
just lemme know who to go hit on)

I may just take you up on that!
shades

Lex, ARE YOU CRAZY ????????
It's KRUPA !!!!!

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Fri 05/14/10 08:24 AM

I don't even know how to text somebody????????

Me either !!!
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..

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Thu 05/13/10 07:24 PM

I used to call my ex's gut "the triplets" LMAO

I am afraid to ask if his water broke..shocked

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Thu 05/13/10 07:18 PM





Getting more coffee...Anyone want some?
drinker

yes please, soy milk creamerdrinker

Uh oh.
Did you give away the milk AND the cow?:heart:
laugh
not yet winking


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Thu 05/13/10 07:09 PM
How do you envision
...you're last day would be?

God is coaxing me into heaven.
I am somewhat resistant to the idea.
He says, "Up here is all the love
you never had."
I am listening.
He says, "You were just too picky.
The good news is, I am single.."

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Thu 05/13/10 06:56 PM



Getting more coffee...Anyone want some?
drinker

yes please, soy milk creamerdrinker

Uh oh.
Did you give away the milk AND the cow?:heart:

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Thu 05/13/10 04:33 PM
Who would you like to have?
Me or your idea of me?

Neither.
Or both.
You decide.

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Thu 05/13/10 03:39 PM

I like that you can make people feel wise
and insightful, all the while picturing them
butt @ssd naked and ranting.