TxsGal3333
Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 39421 |
Topic:
MY PRIVATE PART DIED
MY PRIVATE PART DIED
An old man, Mr.. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong, 'Yes, Nurse Tracy ,' said Mr.. Wallace. 'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.' Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.' The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas. He met Nurse Tracy. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said, 'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.' 'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace. 'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died. 'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?' (You've gotta love this .) 'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.' |
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TxsGal3333
Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 39421 |
Hope that everyone is having a great day today....
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TxsGal3333
Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 39421 |
Topic:
Happy Birthday Eileena
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TxsGal3333
Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 39421 |
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Hold good thoughts...
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TxsGal3333
Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 39421 |
The Day the Penis asked for a Raise
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: * I do physical labor. * I work at great depths. * I plunge headfirst into everything I do. * I do not get weekends or public holidays off. * I work in a damp environment. * I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. * I work in high temperatures. * My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, P. Niss The Response Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: * You do not work 8 hours straight. * You fall asleep after brief work periods. * You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. * You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. * You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. * You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the * correct protective clothing. * You will retire well before you are 65. * You are unable to work double shifts. * You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. * And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags. Sincerely, V. Gina |
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TxsGal3333
Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 39421 |
Hummmm I'm with a few of the others here on many things. One how did she afford to pay for that procedure to be done in the first place. Something is not right here with her story.
And as some have said when in a interview it is best even if they take the conversation on a personal level to change the subject and get off of it. Due to the fact if they don't get hired they can say it was discrimination due to the fact she was pregnant. As well as the fact and Employer is not allowed to ask certain questions within a interview for it will at times make a difference if they hire them. Not saying this is the case just something to really watch in the future. I've done many interviews and the Employers basically can only stick to the application only and company policy's and how they could benefit the company. But with her voluntarily giving so much information within her personal life I'm sorry that would be a red flag something funny with her story. And honestly I don't feel that procedure should be done unless the woman is very well stable that includes a job and a way to provide for the baby as well. But problem is now days if they can pay for it the Doctors to it with no concern of the ending results..... 
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TxsGal3333
Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 39421 |
BonnyMiss glad you joined the team...............
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TxsGal3333
Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 39421 |
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Lmao, just now saw this thank you Kim glad to be back. Could not ask to work with a better group of people..... 
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TxsGal3333
Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 39421 |
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AUTO DELETE
Not a bad idea but would think that maybe 90 days would be better for at times some will leave for a bit and come back.
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TxsGal3333
Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 39421 |
Would like to see the users names in pink for women and blue for the guys in order to tell if your talking to a woman or a man.....
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TxsGal3333
Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 39421 |
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moochers
I don't mind helping anyone but if they don't try to help themselves along the way then I will back off and away from them....
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TxsGal3333
Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 39421 |
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What exactly~~~
A sense of humor is a must and not whine how hard life has treated them we all have had our share of what life throws at us we must learn to deal with it and move on...
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TxsGal3333
Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 39421 |
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TxsGal3333
Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 39421 |
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Noah Biorkman
I'm all for bringing a smile to a child's face....will pick up a card sometime this weekend...
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TxsGal3333
Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 39421 |
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Obama addresses Fort Hood
Even I will admit that was in poor taste.....but most must realize that he might have done that due to he don't write his speech's. As well as to the fact the intentions were to get the small stuff out of the way quick then focus on what happen. No one is perfect not even the President and his speech writer.
No matter what we do it is bound to upset someone.....  
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TxsGal3333
Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 39421 |
QUOTE: would you forgive them and accept them back? Nope, if they are unhappy where they are then it is time for them to move on. If they don't give me the respect and try to make things work before stepping out then they need to keep walking. The way I see it they cheat I help them move on by walking the opposite way and not looking back... 
But to add I do believe in forgiving them in order to move on. I may not forget what they did but one must learn to forgive and leave the past in the past.. |
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TxsGal3333
Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 39421 |
Topic:
A Life Without Love
 "A life without love.....would be like a coke float with no ice cream".
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TxsGal3333
Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 39421 |
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what if there's no passion?
Then it is time to realize it is just not there and remain as friends and move on.
Where there is no passion there is no love.........
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TxsGal3333
Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 39421 |
Hope that everyone is having a great day...Shshsh I'm lost I think for some reason was thinking this was Monday
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TxsGal3333
Joined Tue 09/05/06 Posts: 39421 |
Topic:
NORTHERN IRELAND
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