Knew that short cut would work.

Yes

Ever been snipe hunting?

Tag, Im it

Yes

Ever been cow tipping?

No I was thinking this one was the second letter my response should have started with a "U" I believe

as the one before me was "tripping" so let me get this back on track the way it shold be and I sholdnt play these games while drinking...

Utilizing

My god, why do I not see these things...

Rafting

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my penis and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.

Moral of the Story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

Any good ones you know?

no selling anything at this point, I am stingy

I am going to have to figure that one out

clearly you do not understand I am not selling this in my garage sell

I aint laughing, now I got no one to crack my walnuts

Had one, she left

Roaches

My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in used toaster oven aluminum foil, what’s wrong with me?

did you trip over the cordless phone on your way over here...



Just haven fun is all, I apologize if I seem mean.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public

Yes

Ever start dinner and forget what you were making?

Way to go

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers