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Wouldn't it be better if you were to use the correct 'there/their' in your diatribe against foreigners? Or are you from Eastern Europe and don't know the difference?
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Glad you enjoyed it Tazzops.

A man was sitting alone in a restaurant eating a solo meal.
A few yards away from him was sitting a beautiful woman who was also eating alone.
Suddenly, she gave a tremendous sneeze and out popped one of her eyes.
Without pausing the man's reflexes kicked in and he reached up and caught the eye.
He rose from his table and took it back to the lady who popped it back in.
She then said to him "Thank you so much, that could have been highly embarrassing to me - tell me, would you care to join me for your meal?"
So they sat together.
He talked, she listened,
She talked and he listened.
They chatted, ate and drank like old friends.
At the end of the meal the woman paid for them both and then suggested a night club for drinks and a floor show.
Again, she paid the entrance fees and all the expenses.
They went and drank and talked all evening and watched the cabaret.
Towards the end she asked if he'd like to return to her place for a night-cap.
He accepted, and one thing lead to another and they spent a night of passion and pleasure together.
The next morning he was woken in bed with a champagne breakfast on a tray.
He was astounded and said to her "Are you this caring to all your men friends?"
"No, not at all" She replied.
"Then why have you made chosen me for this special treatment?" He asked.
"Well" She said
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Get ready, here it comes.
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Are you ready?
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You're going to hate me for this..
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"Well" She said, "You just happened to catch my eye".
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I was in a bar last night and the most brutally ugly woman came up to me, squeezed my arse and said
"Give me your number sweetheart."

"Sure", I replied, "Have you got a pen?"

"Yes" she said.

"Well" I said, "You'd better get back in it before the farmer realises you're missing!"

Hi everyone. Can anyone tell me why I keep on getting messages telling me that my profile has been viewed. Then when I log in the "Who's viewed you" box tells me that no-one has viewed me in the last 30 days. Is it a glitch with this site or is it just a ruse/plot to get me to log in and then start browsing etc?
Thanks in advance,
Jim