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jokes of the day
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Why did the siamese twins move to England? So the other be one could drive.
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suicide
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I was very depressed last Saturday, so I called the suicide hotline. the call center is in Pakistan. they got very excited when I said I was suicidal. they asked if I could drive a truck.
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love
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ok, lol!
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Topic:
love
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well, Sam, it was just a joke about how they score in tennis. i do hope you find the love you are looking for.
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Uber driver
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I got a ride from an Uber driver. he said he loved his job because he is his own boss. nobody tells him to do. I said: turn left here.
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Topic:
guns
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when I lived in Mississippi, I bought all my guns from a guy named T-Rex. He was a small arms dealer.
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drivers license
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young man gets license, asks father if he can borrow car. father says, get your grades from a C to a B, study the bible and cut your hair a bit. 6 weeks go by and father says: your grades have gone up and you have been studying the bible. but you have not cut your hair. Son says, but father, Moses had long hair, Samson had long hair , John the Baptist had long hair, and maybe even Jesus had long hair. father says, yes and they walked everywhere they went
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Topic:
dog
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a three legged dog walks into a bar and says, 'I'm lookin for the man who shot my paw
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chicken
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lol,to the blonde
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Topic:
love
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Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
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Topic:
chicken
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Why did the chicken go to the séance?.......To get to the other side.
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Topic:
profile
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not meeting the woman of my dreams. profile help?
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Topic:
50 and over?
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I had a dog named zorro. he left his mark in many places
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