Dear Diary....well, thats all I got

thinking about humping my mattress

Peace. I'm out, have grown weary of Mingle and it's distractions....

awesome, mismatched shiny balls...you sure ya'll not from around here...

Bourbon...have some rum here as well...anyone is welcome to a drink, not helping me this evening

WOW....how hot is that...couple a cute ladies talking about playing with their balls....

sorry...was busy consuming liquor...if I come out can I bring my bottle

Amsterdam so I can smoke my old ass brain senseless

i wish....

A is for anal sanitation

C is for the clap....drip drip

F is for what you are when you get the clap...f'ed

V is for VD...the clap

P is for...well...peeing

clowns smell like boiled cabbage and pee

I'm....uh....yeah

pop tarts, toast, and slim jim's

Did i miss the five oclock free crack giveaway?

I like to sit around, drink and throw water ballons at the neighborhood kids

UGH....hangovers suck

.....do you feel as shot out as I do?

I cant sleep....so wish I had some video games

humping knot holes in pine tress

If she's happy and you know it you're a fuggin schizo lian ass SOB