ReddBeans
Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6882 |
thought I'd get a giggle outta someone
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ReddBeans
Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6882 |
Doin a streak thru, pay no attention to the freckled lily white buttocks
Edited by ReddBeans on Thu 10/08/09 08:30 PM
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ReddBeans
Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6882 |
Maxine is a riot. Well, folks, I'm outta here. Been a long day an 6am gets here quick. It's been fun Love ya'll 
Teddy, please forgive me for highjackin ur welcome thread Darlin' These wimmins tend to lead me astray 
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ReddBeans
Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6882 |
Phhhtp, brassiere, if I'm in the comfort of my home, my gurls get to be FREE !!! They hate confinment.
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ReddBeans
Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6882 |
Hey that looks just like me before I've had my first mornin pot of coffee
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ReddBeans
Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6882 |
QUOTE: Ohhhhhhhhhhh heck do ya notice how sweet and innocent she acts but catch a look at that needle she is packing hummmm shshhs where is my stool off to my corner I'll be a good girl I promise  
Hey now ! I gots my certification at the finest online school in these parts I swears I know what I'm doin. I'd say just ask my practise partner but he's not outta the hospital yet.
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ReddBeans
Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6882 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: Alrighty then ! IV's all around. Everybody line up an give up ur arm, don't worry I'm a professional I'll hook ya up to those nifty rollin IV racks an we can still boogey whilst partakin our medication 
Ohhhhhhhhhh hell nooooooooooooo she drinks all of my Tequila then wants to stick me with and IV that's okay I'll gladly go to my corner in my round room all by myself
I promises I knows what I'm doin with this gigantic needle. I swears u won't feel a thing
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ReddBeans
Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6882 |
Alrighty then ! IV's all around. Everybody line up an give up ur arm, don't worry I'm a professional
I'll hook ya up to those nifty rollin IV racks an we can still boogey whilst partakin our medication
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ReddBeans
Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6882 |
Topic:
Anybody work for TDCJ???
QUOTE: Redd, my ex worked in Gatesville on one of the women's units. We lived on prison property, and had inmates mow our grass.. Safest place in the state to live. If they ever escaped, they knew everyone would shoot them in our little hood. I worked corrections up here for almost 9 years. When I quit in 2002, my pay was about 46K, with 41 days off a year with pay in additon to my weekends off. I just got tired of it. Yeah, I know all bout gettin burnt out doin corrections. It's not for everyone. From what I see Texas pays purty good. |
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ReddBeans
Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6882 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: He's been rednecked nudged hee hee Metal, we no longer allow tequila durin posse pursuits, there was a incident which we can't discuss that makes it not a good thing to have tequila in the cooler.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh sooooooooooo it's your fault I'm out of Tequila? 
Ummm, I signed a conidentiality agreement so I can't divulge who the responsible parties in the aforementioned incident are.
Kate my Darlin' would u like a syringe or pill this evenin? |
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ReddBeans
Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6882 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: Ah the birthplace of the great Mr. Elvis Presley 
... And Tupelo Honey ... Honey ...  ... for Tina ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2TQT5nk7es&feature=PlayList&p=38E1F7C33B9CB6D8&index=19 Kate My redheaded sistah from another Mama loves U gurl
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ReddBeans
Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6882 |
He's been rednecked nudged hee hee
Metal, we no longer allow tequila durin posse pursuits, there was a incident which we can't discuss that makes it not a good thing to have tequila in the cooler.
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ReddBeans
Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6882 |
Ah the birthplace of the great Mr. Elvis Presley
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ReddBeans
Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6882 |
I got caught up harvestin an plantin crops in FarmVille on Facebook an missed watchin House last night
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ReddBeans
Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6882 |
Where bouts would he be from?
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ReddBeans
Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6882 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: Welcome Teddy 
Hope u enjoy urself in the forums. An u needit worries, I'll be around with the medications directly. I have pills or syringes, whichever u may prefer.
Ha! Nurse Beans is our resident "tranquilizer"...sometimes she'll give you a shot even when you don't need it! 
Don't forget I'm also the resident posse caller upper When a butt needs a kickin I put out the holler we load em up in the pickup, lock an load all weapons an take no prisoners I'm also in charge of makin sure the posse cooler is fully stocked 
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ReddBeans
Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6882 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: Welcome Teddy
Hope u enjoy urself in the forums. An u needit worries, I'll be around with the medications directly. I have pills or syringes, whichever u may prefer.
Ha! Nurse Beans is our resident "tranquilizer"...sometimes she'll give you a shot even when you don't need it!
Shshshsh heck all she does for me is sends me to my corner............ Damn round rooms
Heck the least she could do is let me be happy
But ohhhh noooooooooooo I just get the corner instead
Tell u to go to the corner whilst stickin u in a round room keeps u busy an outta trouble 
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ReddBeans
Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6882 |
Welcome Teddy
Hope u enjoy urself in the forums. An u needit worries, I'll be around with the medications directly. I have pills or syringes, whichever u may prefer.
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ReddBeans
Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6882 |
Evenin Carol
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ReddBeans
Joined Sat 10/27/07 Posts: 6882 |
T, U need to borrow my cuffs an pepper spray?
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