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Sat 02/09/08 11:28 PM

American beer american beer
Less flavour, less percentage,
so weak so weak
I'm laughing in tears
God bless my Canadian beer my beer
Molson, Labbat's and dont forget Mooshead
A fine brewing tradition that'll never be dead (or flat and weak like american beer)
Yeah but canadians are wussys
they all smell like p****ys
americans got ballz
and we'll take your alcohol

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Sat 02/09/08 11:23 PM


Ah the old days with a fat bag of nugz

Im older now no time for drugs


Pot's not a drug as some people think
I'd rather have my teen partaking than drink
I like to do both,and some other s**t
but I got no cash so at my computer I sit

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Sat 02/09/08 11:19 PM
yoga?

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Sat 02/09/08 11:14 PM
Red and purple like a punk rock chicks hair
but I aint got that kinda money so give me some shwag and a beer

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Sat 02/09/08 11:03 PM
Edited by neanderthalDave on Sat 02/09/08 11:04 PM

I do not like green beer oh dam

I do not like them georgiagirl I am

:wink:

Crown & Coke sound much better to me

Cause during sex I won't have to pee

laugh





If u have to pee just dont do it on menoway
Im a beer guydrinkerand I like to get highsmokin

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Sat 02/09/08 10:56 PM

Could you be "the one"?happy
Hell I would do my best not to be ex-edflowerforyou
where have u been cutie?
(and nofx is awesome but I would much rather see ur pretty face)

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Sat 02/09/08 10:49 PM
Beer is good,sex is great
damn I wish I had a f**kin date

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Sat 02/09/08 10:45 PM

CHUMBAWUMBA-I GET KNOCKED DOWN
I hate that song but its catchy as hell,please tell me its on the radio n u dont still own that cdlaugh (I used to)laugh

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Sat 02/09/08 10:37 PM

I'm way too sober to be very witty
But at least I won't wake feeling sh*tty!
if ur sober thats a pity
Im f**ked up n feelin gittydrinker

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Sat 02/09/08 10:31 PM
Bullet for my valentine-hearts burst into firedevil
seems fitting with the up comming holiday

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Sat 02/09/08 10:22 PM

I have a saying on my profile:

"They say a sign of insanity is repeating the same thing over and over, expecting different results."


So .. talk to me here.

Why the H*LL do we do that????????????????????????????

noway noway noway noway noway noway
I got 1 4u judy...someone told me 2day that...
"If I keep looking out the same window,Ill never get a different visual" or something like that I dont know Im drunk but it made me think off this topicdrinker

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Sat 02/09/08 10:12 PM
I dont trust cats with explosivesnoway

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Sat 02/09/08 10:10 PM
High everybody!!!laugh
smokin

hey Im glad 2see that rapunzel is backflowerforyou

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Sat 02/09/08 02:25 PM
U dont look like a 39yr old chick in that pic? yeah go offend everyone every where have fun,dis me I dont care. whine whine whinedrinker

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Sat 02/09/08 02:17 PM
I never understood why they made a soap opera about a teenage superman

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Sat 02/09/08 02:03 PM
Im from the south side of the chidrinker

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Sat 02/09/08 01:44 PM

:wink: Just informing every1 that I put a pic of myself in my profile. Let me know what ya think. blushing
I think ur really cuteflowerforyou

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Sat 02/09/08 01:41 PM
No he looks like a serial killer

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Fri 02/08/08 06:11 PM

Liz and Jamie - I can stalk both of you. Just switch back and forth every other day. :wink:
Get them 2b friends, when they are hangin out it will make it easier 4u.

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Fri 02/08/08 06:07 PM
So...where do trannies come from?laugh