I am very normal. it's everyone else that is out of whack.

memphis, tn 500-750

Tomorrow will be 6 weeks smoke free for me. I too tried the chantix but had problems with the side effects and quit them after three weeks.

The only advice i could give you is just make up your mind that no matter what cigs are NOT an option. I keep a bag of tootsie roll pops handy, they seem to help. The cravings are still there but only last a few minutes.

I also think it helped me make up my mind to quit after watching my mother be diagnosed with small cell lung cancer last year which the oncologist said was from smoking and nothing else.

there are web sites out there to help too, becomeanex.com i think is one but there are more too just google quitting smoking.

Good luck and be strong.

LMAO

good one

smoked for 35 years and today starts my 5th week of not smoking. it feels great!!!
I used chantix for the first 3 weeks but it was making me feel really wierd so I stopped taking it.
Haven't had any slip ups yet, think I have it whooped.

Heeeeeeeeeeeeere's johnny


The Shining

I was riding my bike through Kansas and stopped for fuel in what turned out to be a memenite town. The women all wore long dresses and the men all had beards. a friend I was riding with told me the men can't marry until they have a full beard.
Kind of strange I thought. But, they were very friendly. I'm not sure about what they eat.

hot!!!!

I saw it last weekend. It was funny as hell!!!!!! It was alot better than I thought it would be.

hancock that is

granny panties LOLOL

thanks everyone for your prayers. This is such a cool, caring community. I really feel like yall are my extended family. Thanks for caring. It means so much.

I haven't been online much lately because I went to CO because my mom was having a biopsy and I wanted to be there for her. It turned out to be small cell lung cancer(because of smoking) so I stayed while they did a brain scan and thankfully it has not spread to her brain but after I came back home they did a petscan and found cancer between her pancreas and liver and in her uturus (sp?)
She is 70 years old and they are going to fight it as agressively as they can so I will be packing up my clothes and heading her way in the next 2 weeks to be with her during her treatment. I probably will be there until the first of thr year.
I know prayer is a powerful thing and I humbly ask yall to say a few words for her when yall are saying your prayers.
I will try to check in while I am out there and let yall know what's up.
Thanks,
Jeff

Bad start to a morning:
I rear ended a car this morning...
I tell you, it was going to be a REALLY bad day.
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!
He looked up at me with hands on hips and said "I am NOT Happy!"
So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?"
That's how the fight started...

maybe you are trying too hard. slow down, post in forums and let the ladies get to know you a little. as soon as they do you will start getting replys.
Patience is the key here. good luck.

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she eases
it
over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car
and
opens the trunk, takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands
them
at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.

The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude
bodies to
approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.

It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly
enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is
going on here?"

"My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.

"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by
the
road?!" asks the Officer.

"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.

Hi Keeper

Welcome to JSH

I know i could have said this in a private email but I wanted the JSH
world to know that my absolute favorite lady has returned. i hope all
the newbys that have joined since her pc blew up and all the old timers
join me in saying WELCOME BACK JENNI