Hmmmmmmmmm exes.......just be lucky he wasnt 30 second man!!!!


Well I was being nice... I guessed a minute. Long enough for me to moan OHHH about twice LMAO

G'night purple sweet dreams

it was the EX!!!!!!!!! Is this what happens to guys when they leave you? LOL

yes

Would you take me to see Alvin and the Chipmunks?

Ohhh what would I say....hmmm

Should I untie you?

Your Twin Terrors are gorgeous! How old?

LMAO soo funny! Love it!

TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
*10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is ... not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . having a driver license.
At age 35 success is . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . having a driver license.
At age 75 success is . . having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants

TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
*10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

SUCCESS:

At age 4 success is ... not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . having a driver license.
At age 35 success is . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . having a driver license.
At age 75 success is . . having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants

dcr,,, hmmmmmm 36

hmmm do i have to guess the boats age? lol

34

Hey all! Thought I'd join up and help your cause! How close to 1000 are ya?

Hey slow... was that an Ibanez? Just curious... ya I checked out your profile LOL

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Story? I wish I could have made that one up! Im still laughing and its been about almost 4 hours since I left!

Dear Diary,
As you know, I had a really good time with my new friend over the weekend and New Years eve. But I just couldn't get my ex out of my head. So I gave up on trying to ignore the urge. You know what I'm talking about.... the way he touched me, held me, ran his hands over my body. Made me scream and grab at the sheets in desperation..... screaming his name begging for more....
Ahhhh yes those urges..... Well, I went to see him tonight. And things went pretty well. We hadn't seen each other in such a long time. (yeah still carrying a torch for the a**hole) He grabbed me kissed me passionately...I couldn't breathe...I couldn't move....It was what I had hoped for, longed for.....
We walked to the bedroom, still kissing, clothes flying in all directions......it was magical.......and then it happened........
Not even five minutes into making hot passionate love...it was OVER! Are you Flippin' Kidding!?!?!?! My knight in Shinning Armor had turned into the minute man!!!!!
I laughed all the way home.
Lesson learned..................

1 to 1 1/2 lbs tenderized stew meat
2 cans tomato soup
1 can cream of celery soup
2 cans of water
2 lbs frozen mixed veggies


Put all 3 cans of soup in crock pot, stir and add 2 cans of water. Add veggies and meat. Cook on low all day (8 hrs) or high for about 4 hours.
If you want your meat to be really tender, and you have the time, boil on stove for about 2 hours before making stew. Then use the beef broth for the 2 cans of water.

Hi all! Im a Dear Diary virgin........ LMAO oops, I guess not anymore

No, but I believe in LUST at first sight!

Do you believe that there is a reason for everything that happens, meaning no coincidences?

Absolutely! A time machine would be great about now!

Do you think it is possible to be in love with your ex and someone new at the same time?

COLTS ALL THE WAY BABY!!!!!!!!
(on knees praying someone will take out the Patriots!)