really this is just crazy talk.

Of course he's still alive. No! he didnt shave his beard, its against Islam to do so.

The way a conspiracy works is if everyone decides to say nothing, that means every hot shot reporter on the planet would have to agree to shut up about his death so the USA can hatch some crazy scheme to invade Iraq to get Oil never mind most our Oil comes from Canada and the Saudis and invade Afganistan so we can take over the deluxe cave renovation biz


lol

i mean really.

He's Not Dead.

lol these conservative keep me howling with laughter every day.

this site is pretty much a dead zone when it comes to dates. id try some place more active like OKCupid maybe even PlentyOfFish.

if you want to find usable forums Mingle is cool.

net dating is like regular dating cept you dont have to gat off the couch and put pants on... but what if regular dating was like that!?!? awesome!

some images have anti link things in them.. images from flicker and photobucket seem to be hit or miss.

it has happend to me as well. not exclusively with thise sites but in general

dude i think somehow your not copying the correct link.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/30093461@N03/2844167123/

notice how the last part of the above URL dosent include "FileName.jpg"??

try right clicking an image then clicking "see image" or "show image" something like that.

It should show you just the picture alone and then copy that URL to use here

lol so true

ill be here waiting to hun.

...when her idea for a first date was to rent a hotel room, order a pizza, and watch tv all day... an do other things all night


ahhhh romance!

better?

i love hores!

best door mat ever!

{night of the honeymoon}

Honey, I just started my period.

((Ring, Ring))

Heeey dude, nice to finally talk to you. How's your wife and my kids??

**** you just took the cake buddy. ill take 2 of those

Some Useful Condescending Phrases
Some useful phrases to use as an Evil Overlord as given by Steve Meredith. These humorous cuts were originally listed as useful phrases to use around work but they probably only work well if you are a Evil Overlord(TM).

1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
13. No, my powers can only be used for good.
14. How about never? Is never good for you?
15. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
16. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
21. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
22. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
23. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
24. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
25. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
26. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.



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lol im glad Mirror got to see this