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Mon 04/02/12 12:24 PM
I def agree with your post bro and I see why. Oh well ill just do it the old fashioned way, buy her a drink and stare at her like a hawk lol

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Mon 04/02/12 12:17 PM
Hospital face Baahahahahahahahahahaha!
I'm not like them but I can pretend

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Mon 04/02/12 12:07 PM
Well mine was supposed to be 'No I have not, good sir!' Then I says 'so you were an a**hole baby?'
Baahahahahahahahahahaha get it! Butt hole baby he says Baahahahahahahahahahaha!
Then I slap my knee then abruptly stop laughing and change into my game face.

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Mon 04/02/12 12:00 PM
Awwww man I love this joke!

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Mon 04/02/12 11:49 AM
stamp. To the other question now, yes or no?

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Mon 04/02/12 11:05 AM
3 status per hr rule in forums? Ok!?
Have you ever had your head in a vagina? (seriously not a rude joke)

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Mon 04/02/12 10:59 AM
Nope. Its a stamp lol.

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Mon 04/02/12 10:52 AM
...all the way around the world but never leaves the corner?

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Mon 04/02/12 10:46 AM
...a Jewish person will ever have to make? When they're giving out free pork.
Ba-dun-chaa (drums/symbols for a joke)

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Mon 04/02/12 10:40 AM
...to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room cuz its black.
Thank you! Thank you! I'm here all yr folks.

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Mon 04/02/12 09:16 AM
Lol Na I could not sit at a desk all day, unless I absolutely had to. I meant admin/monitor on here, working on my slogans and speeches now. Ill also be accepting campaign donations at this time hahahaha.

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Mon 04/02/12 08:53 AM
&& whatta you mean by I have their attention? I was posting all over to get my name out there and all I seen was dozens of views and views and more views. If they're going to play ghost on the statuses we should be able to see who they are. Hey run that by Zukerberg and Tom to see what they think lol

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Mon 04/02/12 08:45 AM


drool one of my fav traits. Shows the fun and irony in life. One of my other fav traits a woman can wear is confidence and you know you got it
flowerforyou yes I know!


Hahahaha! I'm feelin like a fat kid right now with $20 for a $1 menu...IM LOVIN IT! lol

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Mon 04/02/12 08:40 AM

Well, I am not sure what your fasfa is,
or where you are wanting to stick it
but I think you have their attention.


FASFA is the application to apply for student loans. Hence my Admin courses ill be enrolling in for fall semester lol

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Sun 04/01/12 09:43 PM
P90se(X)y time...catch yous on the flipside. \m/(*_*)\m/ rock on

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Sun 04/01/12 09:37 PM
Lmao If it can't be fixed with duck tape then its broke... git-r-done

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Sun 04/01/12 09:30 PM
drool one of my fav traits. Shows the fun and irony in life. One of my other fav traits a woman can wear is confidence and you know you got it

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Sun 04/01/12 09:22 PM
Any attention is good attention huh? "You prob don't even tie your shoes cuz you know your a trip"...another one of my lines from a poem/song I wrote. ;^}

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Sun 04/01/12 09:14 PM
Lmao Cdl-A with a world wide corporation that youve def drank from b4, driveway mechanic on weekends plus singer in 2 bands. Whatta you do, Troll statuses? Lol

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Sun 04/01/12 09:08 PM
One baby to another says I'm lucky to have met you. I don't care what your thinking long as its about me. It is now my duty to completely drain you. I travel through a tube and end up in your affection. I LIKE YOU. With eyes so dialated I've become your pupil. You taught me everything about a poisoned apple. The water is so yellow but I'm a healthy student. With evidence so great just vaccumm up my fluid....

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