You blow on the rim of the glasses with a straw and that would "lift" one out of the other?

Glad ya liked it! Thanks!

I never would have thought of that Pete!

OMG Cooly, that is sooooooooo funny! I can not stop laughing!
ROTFL. I had to read it a little at a time. Thought I was gonna pee myself!!!hahahahhahahhaha!

My sister is coming over today and will show it to her! That certainly is a keeper! I think that is the funniest thing I ever heard.

Hey! Thanks everyone for the warm welcome. Been looking through and adding some jokes on here. I just LOVE this place already! Ya'll are great!

Also, "alonenotlonely".....why do I have to be 55?

It's not snowing in NY right at the moment!

I think I would just wake up, after all, I'm dreamin, right?

A woman goes to her doctor's office, afraid of the strange development on the inside of her thighs. A green spot on the inside of each. They won't wash off, they won't scrape off, and they seem to be getting worse. The doctor assures her he'll get to the bottom of the problem, and tells her not to worry until the tests come back.

A few days later, the woman's phone rings. It's the doctor. She immediately begs to know what's causing the spots?

The doctor says, "You're perfectly healthy there's no problem. But I'm wondering, is your boyfriend a Harley guy?" The woman stammers, "Why, yes, but how did you know?"

"Tell him his earrings aren't real gold."

I liked it coolyman!

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.

Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally... I assumed you had stolen the car."


Priceless!

That is really cute!! I will certainly remember that one!

I'll bet he had a Rolls Royce before he died and that is why she went by on rollerskates!!!

That is really cute!

Well.....hello there everyone! Whew! Sure am glad that I found a nice site to settle into. Hope to meet some great people that I would not otherwise have the pleasure of meeting.

Hello Everyone! I'm new here. Sure am glad I found this site and hope to make new friends. Have a Teriffic Tuesday tomorrow everyone!