hahah thanks for this!

I am an Assistant Preschool teacher and I really appreciate this!! I'm going to send this to all my teacher friends =)

Guns N Roses November Rain

this is beautiful

Thank you for that .. it means so much

This is a poem I wrote to my sister who committed suicide when she was 17. thought I'd share it.

----Ashes in The Sea----

I guess while walking I lost you
I guess I never really understood
It’s kind of hard too

Pictures aren’t good enough
Memories are fading
Drifting
Like your ashes in the sea

Another year gone by
Nothing ever really changes
You’ll always be here
Like you left the essence of yourself

I have this box
With some of your ashes
Engraved on it is “Sister’s forever”
And in my heart the same

Just because you’re gone
Doesn’t mean I wont sing you that song
Or write you a poem
Because you’re still here

Don’t you wish you could sparkle
Or even shine again?
You can’t
You threw it away

It’s like coming to a dead end
You can’t do anything but turn around
But you didn’t you just stayed there

I bet you wish you could see that blue sky
Just one more time
Or tell mom you love her
You lost it everything

Your pain faded away
Like the memories
Which are still drifting
Like you ashes in the sea

Can you really pick a favorite!!!?!?!? ONE of my favs is def Lovin' Touchin Squeezin' What is yours!?!

Oh that was freakin hilarious! Thank you for that

Omg I feel like an idiot... banana on a coconut tree.....lol =) Thanks for the laugh!!

> The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher
>
>
>
> I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I
>
> have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw
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> in my own second grade classroom a few years back.
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>
>
> When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell.
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> So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get
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> over shyness and usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in
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> pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like
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> that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them.
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> If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're
>
> welcome.
>
>
>
> Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright,
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> very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the
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> class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater.
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>
>
> She holds up a snapshot of an infant.
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> 'This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his
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> birthday.'
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>
>
> 'First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their
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> love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in
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> there. He ate for nine months through an umbrella cord.'
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>
>
> She's standing there with her hands on the pillow,
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> and I'm trying not to laugh and wishing I had my camcorder with me.
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> The kids are watching her in amazement.
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>
>
> 'Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts saying
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> and going, 'Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!' Erica puts a hand behind her back and
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> groans. 'She walked around the house for, like an hour, 'Oh, oh, oh!'
>
> (Now this kid is doing a hysterical duck walk and groaning.)
>
>
>
> 'My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies,
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> but she doesn't have a sign on the car like the Domino's man. They got
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> my Mom to lie down in bed like this.' (Then Erica lies down with her
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> back against the wall.)
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>
>
> 'And then, pop! My Mom had this bag of water she kept
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> in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all
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> over the bed, like psshhheew!'
>
> (This kid has her legs spread with her little hands miming water
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> flowing away. It was too much!)
>
>
>
> 'Then the middle wife starts saying 'push, push,' and
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> 'breathe, breathe. They started counting, but never even got past ten.
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> Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky
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> stuff that they all said it was from Mom's play-center,
>
> (placenta) so there must be a lot of toys inside there. When he got
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> out, the middle wife spanked him for crawling up in there.'
>
>
>
> Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and
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> returned to her seat. I'm sure I applauded the loudest.. Ever since
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> then, when it's show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder, just in case
>
> another 'Middle Wife' comes along.

Please watch this spoof on the ShamWow commercial! It's hilarious!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYkjLUMx19I

Amazing woman. That's all

Face it, lady, we're younger and faster!

then Kathy Bates says
Face it, girls, I'm older and I have more insurance.


hahahah i love her

hahahahha i have a bumper sticker on my car that says that! & I also love Oh Brother Where Art Thou!

I just absolutely love this movie! I thought I needed to say it =) hahah

Good night sleep tight don't let the bed bugs bite!


Sweet dreams!

Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right,forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it

Yeah sorry about that hahaha! =)

what are you even talking about?