Haha, I've never been so proud to be compared to swine! My good man, I must say, your way with words is daring and exciting. Thank you for the feedback and let the sow come for us both.

Cheers, mate.

It makes sense. If memory serves, Christ had quite the affinity for delivering fish unto his people :P

I dig it. I guess I'd place it more akin to foreplay than intercourse, banter and the like, but I find it a vital component to a relationship that two people be able to discuss, savvy?

Haha, you should see me in the winter; my scraggly whiskers rival your own, Puss'n'Boots.

Thank you very much, I find most people agree on tacos, political and religious boundaries be damned :P

Quite

As to my profile, do you have any words of wisdom?

No sir, I mean the 'narration,' the pieces of you that bleed into your writing. The best I could find in terms of definition comes from the ever reliable Wikipedia :P

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Writer's_voice

Sapiosexuality
(sā-pē-ō-sĕk-shü-ăl'ĭ-tē)

1. (n.) A behavior of becoming attracted to or aroused by intelligence and its use.

Whether through true minority or simple vanity, I can't help feel as though I'm among a dying breed. You hear everyday horror stories of the idiocy of modern society, but surely that's an exaggeration, hyperbole even! Is there anyone else out there who finds the ability to form and articulate coherent thoughts seductive?

You seem an attractive, well mannered young man, I'm sure you'll meet Mr. Right. I'm unfamiliar with the territories of Canada when it comes to sheer proximity, but have you considered expanding your search from solely B.C.?

Here's to You Finding Your Somebody,

Bryan

My main question is as follows: is brevity truly the soul of wit?

I worry that perhaps my fat, fumbling fingers have left attempts at utilizing Occam's Razor unsatisfactory. What do you think, dear Reader?

While I'm not the sort of person you hope to attract, I'd be willing to help. :P

The only thing I can see that you might rework would be the voice in which you've written. It conveys the inquiring mind you describe, but not much else. Who are you besides a student of life in a rather dapper chapeau? Simply put, put more of yourself into it. I realize the idea of personalizing a profile can make rejections harder as they are pieces of you, but I sincerely think that is the price one must pay.

All the Best,

Bryan

I'm pretty sure anyone who's used to giving more than they get in a relationship can relate.

Sondre Lerche - My Hands Are Shaking

Nietzsche would argue that behaviours stemming from kindness, charity, and the like are signs of overt slave mentalities and as such are less then desirable. What, then, does that make behaviours such as lying, cheating, and one night stands? Would not these actions be preferable as they tie in more closely to our notions of evolution, social and otherwise? Would not a heartless, almost 'collectivist' approach to sexual partners yield more pleasure and viable offspring?

I can be a caring, respectable, nurturing gentleman, but at the end of the day, the Master Mentalities are sowing seeds and reaping satisfaction whilst I dwell lonely and abysmal on a dating site.

TL;DR Maybe being a dick isn't such a bad thing.