Thank you for posting this. I've enjoyed reading each of these posts.
When i was young my dad was retired and my mom worked.
My sister and i were often told, a proper young lady...
My brother was told about being a man.

My dad would teach me to do the chires a proper young lady is supposed to know.
I remember asking so what you're saying is a lady is supposed to do this. And dad said yes. Ladies have a job to do and men have a job to do.
Dad, if this is women's work, why do you know it and why are you teaching me?
He just told me to shut up and let's finish the dishes so we can go work outside.

Number 2... Like Jeff Goldblum said in Jurassic Park 1: When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Farting, you try not to or at least remove yourself from the room or their vicinity, like you do with everyone.

Considering the fact that you should always keep the dating mentality, even years down the line, I think it's important to make an effort to not become Al Bundy