Nope, just checked and she's still tied up in the basement.

I too am a man trapped in a mans body....I'm behind you all the way Chaz!















Of course I mean that figuratively

Yes and quite recently. This lovely woman from Florida who by a family crisis ended up somewhere in Africa fell madly in love with me just by reading my profile! She doesn't have the money to move back here so I'm sending her 5000 dollars so she can leave there to be with me.

Isn't true love grand!

What? You mean he was a she before she became a he?

"Stupid is as stupid does" and I does some stupid ****!

You rang?

When I gave my only begotten son so that whoever believeth in him shall not perish....wait, that wasn't me. I keep getting that mixed up.

Friends With Bucks could work as well!

Hmm...when was your sense of humor removed?



You are asking what happened to the sense of humour of one of the wittiest people on this site? People could ask what happened to yours as you dont seem to post anything funny yourself, unless you count sickening and cheesy attempts at flirting funny.

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Back at ya.


Uh-oh, you just had to go and rattle his cage, didn't you?

Very good point Lonestar. When you love someone that person is a 10 in your eyes.

I believe they call those Sweat Shops!

I don't know about that, if you squint your eyes while walking away from your computer after you just shut it off, you can see a slight resemblance.

Ummmm, yours wouldn't be the only one damaged....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNjR-Hlddk0

A sailor found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. The sailor stood stoically with his drink, brimming with confidence, his No. 1 uniform pressed, medals gleaming and shoes polished. He was taking in his surroundings and not seeming to be much engaged in the festivities. There was no shortage of young, extremely idealistic ladies in attendance and very soon, one approached the sailor and said, “Excuse me, but you seem so serious. Is something bothering you?”

“Negative, ma’am!” he replied.

The young lady looked over the fully booted and spurred sailor with his awards and decorations, and said, “It looks like you’ve seen a lot of action.”

“I’ve seen my share, ma’am.” He answered.

The young lady wanted to ensure everyone was enjoying themselves and said, “You should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.”

The sailor glared his reply.

Seeing this as a challenge, the young lady said, “I’ll be direct: When is the last time you had sex?”

“1958, ma’am.”

“Well, that explains a lot!” she says. She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to ‘relax’ him several times. Afterward, panting for breath due to being quite frequently ‘relaxed’ herself she said “Wow. You sure didn’t forget much since 1958!”

The sailor, glancing at his watch and says, “I hope not. It’s only 2130 now!”

Sounds like any KFC in Las Vegas to me!

Right up there near the top....of the rating thingy.

I took the stairs from my head to my heart

I didn't know they were so far apart!

Didn't the love come during the cheating? I think that was the problem!

Well you really can't blame him, I've noticed several spelling mistakes in your screen name but didn't want to say anything.....well, until now that is.