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To be a Gentleman.....
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I ALWAYS remove the dishes before I pee in the sink.   It's amazing how under-appreciated that is! |
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go change your profile
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NAFTA WIPES |
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I GOT
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Oh Jesus... Yah...it hurt to look at after he fact. |
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I GOT
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If you're going to be shallow here (
and take it from me)...just say something like.... I..............am hung like a horse with the stamina of a Kenyan runner. My hobbies are accompanying you shoe shopping, listening to only you, admitting when I'm wrong which is all of the time, and housework. |
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I am in love
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Oh Christ...    just NO better reaction than that |
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Can't speak, can't talk
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DUCT TAPE  an old favorite |
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MEN
Edited by
Hightrek
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Thu 05/15/08 04:58 AM
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so the pet name is "Words" now....
yah..play with words all ya want  Cheers!
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"looking up from the ground"
I was 17 and let the "c" word fly. Before I could say "t" I was punched in the mouth and knocked over the hood of my car. I still think of Karen with great fondness!!!  
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put whatever you want on top I STILL think my fancy is going to get stuck again. when the pet names go from "fancy" to "reoccurring problem" in the same sentence....it's like  ......... ..........marriage? |
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put whatever you want on top
I STILL think my fancy is going to get stuck again. |
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MEN
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avoiding the "fruit and nut"
opting for pie & cream |
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MEN
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must be the nuget and caramel....don't forget to floss
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MEN
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Does it sound anything like, "ohggggggg shigggggggt......geggggt
meeeegggggee agggg toggggweggggl"? |
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Whats you favorite
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Stiff penilties are served in the hole of justice
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MEN
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Figurative Speech Impediment?
Ya...sometimes the cat gets my tongue too. 
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Whats you favorite
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Hangin' round downtown by myself And I had so much time To sit and think about myself And then there she was Like double cherry pie Yeah there she was Like disco superfly I smell sex and candy here Who's that lounging in my chair Who's that casting devious stares In my direction Mama this surely is a dream Hangin' round downtown by myself And I had too much caffeine And I was thinkin' 'bout myself And then there she was In platform double suede Yeah there she was Like disco lemonade I smell sex and candy here Who's that lounging in my chair Who's that casting devious stares In my direction Mama this surely is a dream Mama this surely is a dream I smell sex and candy here Who's that lounging in my chair Who's that casting devious stares In my direction Mama this surely is a dream Mama this surely is a dream Yeah mama this must be my dream you can sit where ever you like but THAT certainly would be most preferable. |
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MY LINE! NOT FAIR! true enough....sometimes it gets stuck other times it doesn't.....I HATE THAT! |
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Whats you favorite
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Hangin' round downtown by myself
And I had so much time To sit and think about myself And then there she was Like double cherry pie Yeah there she was Like disco superfly I smell sex and candy here Who's that lounging in my chair Who's that casting devious stares In my direction Mama this surely is a dream Hangin' round downtown by myself And I had too much caffeine And I was thinkin' 'bout myself And then there she was In platform double suede Yeah there she was Like disco lemonade I smell sex and candy here Who's that lounging in my chair Who's that casting devious stares In my direction Mama this surely is a dream Mama this surely is a dream I smell sex and candy here Who's that lounging in my chair Who's that casting devious stares In my direction Mama this surely is a dream Mama this surely is a dream Yeah mama this must be my dream |
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MEN
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MY LINE!
NOT FAIR! |
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 Perhaps it needs something to keep it busy?  ....and it comes full circle (so to speak) If you could just remove the only "h" in that sentence. 
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