Well change can be good. Take me for example. I just recently changed how I put my shoes on. I always put my right shoe on first and just changed to putting my left on first. I never even thought about it. Crazy huh?...........

Dude they catch on after awhile. Every time you f!ck up you bring home flowers. Then one time you bring home flowers it sets her off and she beats you over the head with the flowers. That's exactly why I don't ever buy roses. I buy carnations. They don't have thorns..........

It's hard to argue with experience.........

I did try this once but I have to tell you I couldn't sleep at all. I kept sliding off the bed onto the floor, but I used peanut oil. That's probably where I messed up..........

I think feelings are very important. Sometimes in the middle of the night I wake up feeling like I have to go tinkle. Without feelings I would have to sleep on rubber sheets. That doesn't sound like much fun now does it?...........

That would be good if you fried the bologna as well. Love bologna. It is really good with peanut butter too......

I have to disagree. The freaks come out at night.......

I thought I had one yesterday but it ended up just being the burrito I had for lunch.....

Yeah you are kinda weird. I'm kinda surprised you even have to ask this......

I remember reading in another thread that you liked to wear those. I thought it was kinda strange but I ain't one to judge brother. To each his own is what I always say.....

I have been practicing a trick where I can flip a lit cigarette and catch it in my mouth. I was showing a friend this trick the other night. That damn thing went straight into my nose lit end first. It did kinda hurt but I noticed it kinda took care of the nose hair thing. I like to look at the positive things in life......

I have my pencil. Give me something to write on......

You can't. It is sorta like Hotel California. You can check out but you can never leave. Hope this helps.....

Whatever did happen to government cheese? I loved that chit......

Well they are loud and smell kinda funny...........

I usually ask them very nicely "Good Lord would you shut the f!ck up?". It works most times.........

I would have to say crazy b!tches. They are like everywhere.....

I melt velvetta cheese over the top of them?........

I wish. It does kinda give me the munchies. So I will probably just settle down with a bag of cheezy poofs and a jar of salsa....

What a ride man.........