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Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Wed 10/26/22 03:05 PM Topic: bumper sticker
bloody autocorrect. Should read "I'm a VET...

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Wed 10/26/22 03:04 PM Topic: bumper sticker
I was driving behind a car with a bumper sticker that said "I'm a very so I drive like an animal" It was at that point that I realised how many gynaecologists there are on the road these days

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Wed 10/26/22 02:46 PM Topic: food
my friend thinks he's really smart. He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So, to prove him wrong I threw a coconut at his face

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Fri 10/21/22 10:29 PM Topic: How's your German accent?
very good!

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Fri 10/21/22 01:06 PM Topic: scientific survey
A scientific survey has deducted that wives who carry a few extra pounds live longer than husbands who mention it

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Fri 10/21/22 12:58 PM Topic: mother in law
my mother in law was so far that when she died the handles snapped on her coffin. We had four weldings and a funeral so FAT! bloody autocorrect (doh!)

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Fri 10/21/22 12:58 PM Topic: mother in law
my mother in law was so far that when she died the handles snapped on her coffin. We had four weldings and a funeral

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Sun 09/25/22 12:58 PM Topic: Dead Duck 😪
very good!

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Wed 08/24/22 02:37 PM Topic: kleptomania
I had to give up being a kleptomaniac. It was stressing me out so much I couldn't take any more.

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Tue 08/09/22 03:11 AM Topic: Worker
very drole

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Mon 07/25/22 08:01 AM Topic: Thesaurus Club
The first rule of Thesaurus Club: You don't talk, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab or gossip about Thesaurus Club.

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Mon 07/25/22 07:55 AM Topic: pyramids
Archaeologists excavating a pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and hazelnuts. They believe it to be Pharaoh Rocher

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Thu 06/30/22 03:30 AM Topic: top tips - add yours here
A wooppee cushion filled with gravy adds a new dimension to an otherwise tiresome practical joke

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Sat 06/25/22 11:39 PM Topic: The tax man
very good!

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Sun 06/19/22 12:07 PM Topic: Butterfly
absolutely awful, but sometimes the best one are lol

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Thu 06/16/22 01:44 PM Topic: the worst pub
I have just been to the worst pub ever. It's called 'The Fiddle' It's a vile Inn.

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Sun 06/12/22 05:22 AM Topic: An American in Spain
haha very good

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Sun 06/12/22 05:20 AM Topic: cool joke😅😂
very good

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Tue 06/07/22 02:07 AM Topic: Flowers
Someone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off. I think I'm being stalked

Unknow Joined Fri 03/12/21 Posts: 206	Fri 06/03/22 07:42 AM Topic: satnav
I bought a new satnav and it's really amazing. Yesterday I was driving past the zoo and it said "bear left". I thought 'now that's clever!'

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