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Mon 10/06/08 04:15 PM
will my friends be able to read my emails if I deactivate my account before they read it? Can I deactivate now or wait for them to read the email. I am deactivating my account, I just want to make sure my friends will be able to read my goodbye letters when I'm gone. Sorry guys but I don't use this site much anymore, it was fun while it lasted lol.

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Wed 10/01/08 02:55 AM
Edited by Hawkeyed on Wed 10/01/08 02:56 AM
Huh?? ameliorate ??? try not using words people have to google..laugh but welcome nonetheless..drinks

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Wed 10/01/08 02:52 AM
the people of mingle always makes me laugh Good way to welcome the "new booty" drinks

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Tue 09/23/08 10:30 PM


why is dirty feet fuzz called toe jam, and if it truly is jam, who will eat it with peanut butter?
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laugh Hawkeyed will with the above mentioned buttered bread and cat!laugh

laugh sick tongue2

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Tue 09/23/08 10:26 PM

why is dirty feet fuzz called toe jam, and if it truly is jam, who will eat it with peanut butter?

it's a foot fetish thing, it's considered a delicacy also come in different flavors

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Tue 09/23/08 10:22 PM

Why do we get ON a plane?Shouldn't we get IN a plane?

good qestion im stumped, I'll make sure to ask this when I ask about the meaning of life

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Tue 09/23/08 10:13 PM

Is there a genie in the bottle and where the hell are my wishes............

maybe you shook the bottle too hard and killed the genie inside

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Tue 09/23/08 10:02 PM

can you trust mutual match................:wink:

no its like having your mom setting you up on a date

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Tue 09/23/08 09:51 PM

Olive oil:olives,vegetable oil:vegetables: Baby oil?

these oils were originated from the canabilistic tribes of the world, we just think it's better as a lotion

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Tue 09/23/08 09:47 PM
Cop "how much did you have to drink today?"
me "I don't remember"

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Tue 09/23/08 09:37 PM
cop "I was driving behind you and saw you threw a lit ciggarette out your window"
me "sorry officer, I'll be right back, I'm going back there to take care of it right now"

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Tue 09/23/08 09:10 PM
Cop "have you been drinking?"
me "Yeah, I figured I'll sober up on the way home"

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Tue 09/23/08 09:00 PM
Edited by Hawkeyed on Tue 09/23/08 09:00 PM
cop "how come you have empty beer bottles in your car?"
me "I didnt want to toss em out the window"

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Tue 09/23/08 08:57 PM

Why do some pull dinner out of the freezer to "UNthaw"?

To make room in the freezer for more frozen food

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Tue 09/23/08 08:54 PM
Cop "you know you were speeding?"
me "so were you, does that make us even?"

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Tue 09/23/08 08:48 PM

If bread lands butter side down and cats land on their feet, what happens if you put the bread on the back of the cat?

lunch

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Tue 09/23/08 08:47 PM

What is rising to the occasion...........

waking every morning if your a man

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Tue 09/23/08 08:39 PM

Why is it that Whoopi Goldberg has no Eyebrows???

She burn them while tryin to use a crack lighter to blaze a cigg

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Tue 09/23/08 08:36 PM

Can you scratch and sniff dirty underwear?

Sure it makes the smell "fresh"

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Tue 09/23/08 08:34 PM

Can eating the puss on your pimples be toxic.........

Sound like something people might eat on the atkins dietlaugh

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