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Thu 11/26/09 02:42 PM
Aw i wanna be a pirate.


But im not sure i want to be an arse pirate.

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Tue 11/24/09 03:12 PM
it's a complicated relationship.

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Tue 11/24/09 03:12 PM
a cat with a rocket launcher strapped to it.

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Tue 11/24/09 03:11 PM
yeah, sure.

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Tue 11/24/09 03:10 PM
if i dont know them, then it is clearly their physical appearance that attracts me.

Specifically what, depends. Nice legs, epic breasts, a good shape, particularly interestingly coloured hair, nice eyes, gods it could be anything. I am a curious person. Pique my curiousity, and i will notice you.

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Tue 11/24/09 03:00 PM
I will obliterate the first person that calls me cute.


It's not very manly.


I prefer 'throbbing sex magnet'. But nobody ever calls me that.

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Tue 11/24/09 02:55 PM
i get called things like 'troll', 'caveman' and suchlike.


Is this helpful?


No?


Fine.


Damn cave needs sweeping anyway.

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Tue 11/24/09 02:42 PM
Me. I'm pretty attatched to that guy, i'd like to keep me around.

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Tue 11/24/09 02:42 PM
Not you, damnit.


And woods? I dont have any trees!

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Tue 11/24/09 02:34 PM
Im totally an ethiopian princess.

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Tue 11/24/09 02:22 PM
Edited by OpenWounds on Tue 11/24/09 02:22 PM
Also, you win most irrelevant contribution of the day. You prize is a hatstand shaped as a goldfish.

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Mon 11/23/09 03:25 PM
I became a pagan about two years ago now, and i must say it's made me a much happier person. I know myself better now than i ever did before

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Mon 11/23/09 03:23 PM
Keeps a colony of goats and forces them to wear renaissance-era dresses.

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Mon 11/23/09 03:22 PM
This is a terrible poem.

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Mon 11/23/09 03:18 PM
it's possible that he's afraid of block capitals.

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Mon 11/23/09 03:15 PM
I much prefer to be happy. I seem to get along better with people that way

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Mon 11/23/09 03:14 PM
THIS GAME CANNOT BE WON!!!


RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

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Mon 11/23/09 03:11 PM
Oh bloody hell, now i'm hungry.

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Mon 11/23/09 03:10 PM
I'm a reasonably personable caveman if that helps...



Alright. Put the taser down.



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Mon 11/23/09 03:08 PM
Angry troll!

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