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Tue 12/05/23 10:10 AM




One can only hope for ww3.
It'd be a great way to thin the millennial
populations down


Sad to say. I wish no harm to anyone but you're right they wouldn't make it. It would seem they're programmed that way. Unless they found a good " safe space " laugh laugh laugh


Or a sugar mommy :joy:🤣🤣


🤣🤣🤣



I was thinking, the other day...

God forbid, but if the chit does hit the fan, at least people in USA have more of an idea about survival tactics...

Here in UK, I would hazard a guess that at least half the city folk wouldn't know where to start, and I can imagine them trying to grow plants in lucozade or cola instead of water :joy:🤣🤣



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Tue 12/05/23 10:00 AM
Edited by Jaan Doh on Tue 12/05/23 10:03 AM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzExL8P22Ng

Not one of the greatest songs ever but a folk song I do like


The site won't let me follow the link


You have to copy n paste it :joy:
It goes to... Buckskin - Willie Tea Taylor

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzExL8P22Ng

Jaan Doh 's photo
Tue 12/05/23 07:38 AM
Poor dwarf :joy:🤣

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Tue 12/05/23 06:56 AM
I've discovered nothing :joy:

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Tue 12/05/23 01:45 AM

Best way to die


Good morning Miss CatInIdaho :pray:

I work in an office and the most dangerous thing that could happen is for me to fall off my chair :joy:🤣

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Tue 12/05/23 01:42 AM

Q5) When you're at work and it's quiet, how do you pass the time? :joy:

I'm Mingling?! :sweat_smile:


Me too :joy: :joy:
But I'm late getting into work this morning :sob::joy:

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Mon 12/04/23 09:52 AM

Girlfriend : Where is my birthday present? :woman:

Boyfriend : Can you see the red colour car on the road..:man:

Girlfriend : With excitement.. WOW.:relieved:

Boyfriend : I have bought the same colour nail polish for you..:wink:
:grin::grin::grin:



Hahaha :joy:🤣

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Mon 12/04/23 09:46 AM

A girlfriend an a boyfriend went out for a shopping..
Boy enters a store to puchase helmet, :couple:
Girl says, you don,t have anything in your head then why the hell you need a helmet. :confused:
Boy replies, yesterday ypu purchased a bra, did i said anything.. :rolling_eyes:
:joy::joy::joy:


:joy: 🤣

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Mon 12/04/23 09:45 AM

Once a man and a monkey went on river for bath... :levitate::monkey:
Men removed all his clothes,
Monkey started laughing...
Men asked, why are you laughing..
Monkey replied, you have a tail in front..... :grin::grin::grin:



:joy::joy:

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Mon 12/04/23 09:44 AM

A cute Secretary came angrily out of Boss cabin.... :confused:

Colleage asked : hey what happened, why you so angry?

Secretary : Boss asked me,
are you free tonight? 🤵
an i said ya :levitate:& rascal gaved me 100 pages to typed :computer:
:grin::grin::grin:



:joy::joy:

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Mon 12/04/23 09:29 AM
The kitten which I'm adopting is...

The grey one in the back who's head you can just see...





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Mon 12/04/23 04:39 AM
Q5) When you're at work and it's quiet, how do you pass the time? :joy:

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Mon 12/04/23 04:37 AM

Check out a relationship site that does not have Forums. Those are usually successful for People who really want a serious Relationship, not hookups or just dating.
IMO


Good afternoons Toodygirl, I'm just here for friends, good conversation and free cake :cake::joy:

And all 3 of them seem to be in short supply here :joy:


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Mon 12/04/23 03:14 AM
Feel like I'm coming down with the flu :thermometer_face:🤧

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Mon 12/04/23 03:13 AM
Good / Interesting conversation

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Mon 12/04/23 03:12 AM
I guess it's a means of saying I'm interested in you without actually saying the words?

At least that's how I understand it :joy:

Welcome to Mingle and good luck too

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Sun 12/03/23 03:24 PM

I oftentimes take a photo down on date sites.

Because I message Men who I am interested in.
Unlike many women who wait for Men to message them.
They maybe waiting because there are hundreds of Photos of women for Men to look at over and over and over.

:smile:


So that's why your photo was awol :joy:



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Sun 12/03/23 03:01 PM
Edited by Jaan Doh on Sun 12/03/23 03:04 PM

That hat though

rofl


Hahaha :joy: 🤣🤣

When the aliens land and read everyone's minds...

I'll be laffing then :joy: 🤣 🤣
and everyone else will be crying :sob::sob::joy:



When I worked in the insurance office, I wore it at work for a laugh, for a whole week :joy:...

I was surprised at how many people came in to chat and have a laugh about it, many said they'd make one too after buying the tinfoil :joy:🤣


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Sun 12/03/23 02:59 PM

Stop visiting Malls an purchasing nutrients name products...:laughing::laughing:

Look what's happening in neighbourhood an their fights, an Stay happy an healthy 🤣🤣


It's too cold to go out now, there's black ice everywhere and the snow :cloud_snow::cloud_snow::cloud_snow: hasn't even started :sob::sob:

I'm staying in like a hedgehog :joy: and hibernating, except for shopping and work (punishment) :joy: 🤣


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Sat 12/02/23 04:16 PM



I was diagnosed with SM to - it’s definitely a small world! :nerd: Like ED it’s a real thing. :joy: Well, Mister stand a woman up 7 times. I’ve been waiting at the coffee shop since last Thursday. Wrong country maybe. 🤷:tone1:‍♀️🫣🤣




Too many sentences...
Cannot compute :joy:
Half brain switching off :joy:
(I only have half a brain, the other half leaked out my ear while sleeping upside down :joy:)
Cannot compute 🤣

Baby steps...
One sentence at a time please :pray:



:laughing:


What does a man do standing up,
a woman do sitting down,
and a dog do with one leg up?



Shake hands. :joy:




So that's what all the neighbours dogs are doing :joy:🤣...

Shaking hands with every lamp-post, tree and garden wall :joy:🤣