That made me laugh. A good start to a long association with Diva I hope.

I found this app 101 jokes. Surprisingly some of them are funny. Hope there are no cranky blondes out there . If so check me I'ii try to cheer you. Here is the joke,jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building. Below, a few firefighters are holding a blanket telling the redhead to jump.

When the redhead jumps the firefighters snatch the blanket away and she hits the concrete.

When the firefighters ask the brunette to jump she jumps and again they pull the blanket away.

When the firefighters ask the blonde to jump she replies, "I don't trust you, so just put the blanket down and back away."

Of my three loves the second was as close to mutual as you get. I get I should say.

Me n0 still the day is young. Anything happens I'll come back and crow like the rooster. Harry