topic was 5 months old than brought back with the "where is ur pic" im sure he had one up and got tired of ppl not puttin pics in their profile's so he removed his, lol.. this topic was to funny because someone tryin to be funny made themself look like a dumbass, and than the ones who posted the same stuff afterwards also. lol.. good topic tho :)

21,000 posts, 2 years.. id give up, lol... j/k

haha, im more than able to carry my own self and have been for many years now. right now i have hit the point of my life where i just want to go.. and go is what i plan on doing and going to join the air force.. im ready to get out of this town and do something different.

oh sorry and i was hoping myself would be enough

but, melody will u be my cougar

i reactivated my account, lol.... j/k i look for the opposite sex so i havent noticed..

my little neise had a hamster about 6 months ago if not longer that was smaller baby sized and got loose and they never found it. tonight i go outside to get something out of the car to almost stepping on a large full grown hamster the same light brown color with white markings on it. it took off as i jumped and went inside to get my sister to see if it was the same one. well couldn't find it. its pretty cold outside here and that little guy is just hanging out outside and running around like it isnt bothering him. you think its the same one or just another one from a neighbor that got loose too? seems pretty weird to me and shocked me. i want to get ahold of it now, lol. and yes it was a hamster not a mouse.

A woman went to a doctor and said , doctor, I have a problem. every time I sneeze I have an orgasm. the doctor said, oh really, what have you been doing for it. the woman replied, snorting pepper.

hahaha, pretty funny and even funnier with the responses. all the comments after the joke made the joke even better. i remember my first post on the forums, it went to like 15 pages in 5 minutes than got locked

this may fit this topic well!

What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?

A whine and cheese party


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porn sites

i missed it

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not saying your ugly or good looking since im a guy, lol. but posting here does help, not that its something you have to do. just search throughout the site for one you feel interest you and make an appropriate approach to them. you can always sit back and wait, but sometimes waiting makes you feel "unwanted" sorta like now. just give it time and search and you can talk around here and use your typing for getting the attention of other women.

ive had good luck with replies, and still havent had a few replies, but i dont think they've been on or get on anymore. i just let them write me first.

chili is the best left over, than homemade chicken & dumplings is good as a left over too.

its a secret that only the few know

na, use img tag than the image url and close it with the /img tag with the [before and ] after the img, /img

a real taco isnt fast food. this one is from king taco in cali, boy it looks good, i need to head west to get me some, lol

i like them mrs sutterfield (spelling) i think is the place who makes them that you can get from the gas station, it was either them or them donut stick things and chocolate milk before work every morning, lol