Give me a couple a three ice cold bottles of LaBatts blue and
"Forbidden Planet" any time.


Plan nine from outer space

or

Star Wars

Hi sofa king bored.

I'm sofa king tired.

And we here in Wisconsin need lots of hot air so we don't freeze our southern parts off.

Or you need to build your own zeppelin.

iM jUsT her to prActiCE me typing.

Oh for Gods sake!

Do you really believe that anyone, anyone, liberal or conservative,
in their right minds would argue that sexual relations with a child
is okay?

Rush Limbaugh is a fat drug addled idiot.

I get 10%.

Gee you mean you've been on here for a whole week and you haven't posted a picture holding up a dead fish yet?

Some folks have waaaay tooooo too much time on their hands.

Thanks my neck feels much better now.

I'm getting a little stiff in another body part now though.

Watermelon seeds at twenty paces?

OOOOoo! Nice burn.

Okay, almost a "spit take" on that one.

Since it's a quarter to May, could you mix me up a nice
mint julip?

Canadian beer is da berries.

In fact I am having a couple a three right now.

WTF?????

I'd probably just bore you.

I had just started a second shift job and not long after one of the girls who worked there started telling one of the other girls that I was following her home every night. Turned out we lived within two blocks of each other.

And most of L.A. and D.C.