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Mon 08/17/15 12:30 AM
Please call me at

I-800-IAMNOTASCAMMER or 1-800-DEFINITELYNOTSCAMMER

Sgt. Scammer Scammerson, from Manila, Ecuador. :smile:


Those noodles are making me hungry bigsmile

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Mon 08/17/15 12:18 AM

Ex = Over!!
Over = Get the hell out of my life..

So why should there be any benefit to talk about in the first place?
huh


Hm E to the X = Over, where Over equals get the hell out of my life......Hm......:tongue:..it's a tough one......no...don't tell me

bigsmile

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Mon 08/17/15 12:14 AM
Looking for a serious man......well,I'm out :smile:

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Sun 08/16/15 11:09 PM
Edited by NorCalSwe on Sun 08/16/15 11:36 PM

can't we just have sex and not be friends?...hmm..:wink:


So, enemies with benefits (EWB)? Ah, you truly believe in keeping your friends close, but your enemies closer. Smart move my friend.

If you have a threesome with a friend and an ex, do they cancel each other out?

laugh

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Sun 08/16/15 11:06 PM
Yes

That's why I always have my date kit at the ready

1. night vision goggles
2. rope
3. duct tape
4. munchies (could be a long stake out)
5. black hood
6. tranquilizers

Now I'm ready to make my move

bigsmile

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Sun 08/16/15 11:03 PM
Dear sir, if you post a thread that says "Want to have fun", then please be smiling in your picture...the ladies will appreciate it. :smile:

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Sun 08/16/15 11:02 PM
Um..I think we need to define what kind of a relationship.


Try this sex thing with one of your work colleagues and a sexual harassment sue may be filed.

Not sure my mates at the boat club would appreciate me suggesting this as a way to deepen our relationship.

bigsmile

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Sun 08/16/15 11:43 AM


The NSA surprised
lots of scammers.biggrin


You speak the truth :smile:


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Sun 08/16/15 11:36 AM

People who see things in triplicate.

Welcome :-)


Oh, thank god, I thought it was the whiskey.

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Sun 08/16/15 11:34 AM
Edited by NorCalSwe on Sun 08/16/15 11:34 AM

My talent for perusing used bookstores...



While eating sushi and drinking coffee, I mean the girl's got talent. :smile:

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Sun 08/16/15 11:29 AM
The NSA surprised

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Sun 08/16/15 11:22 AM

Sure, sure .you ^say that now.!. but really! could you really! I don't think you have it in you..... you don't seem like the cold turkey kind of persons..rofl rofl :banana: laugh :wink:


You are definitely eight about that one laugh

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Sun 08/16/15 10:19 AM
Edited by NorCalSwe on Sun 08/16/15 10:19 AM
If it seriously bugs you then of course I'll stop :smile:

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Sun 08/16/15 07:47 AM
Recently watched The Sawshank Redemption for the umpteenth time.

That movie never gets old, I just love it.

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Sun 08/16/15 07:40 AM
Edited by NorCalSwe on Sun 08/16/15 07:52 AM

hmmmm all good answers to think about..



I have tendency to believe that behavior which is reinforced with a positive response has tendency to occur again

that which is met with a negative..not so much


That's ok darl'in, you just sit down...here's a drink.....and some of them horse divers that's been going round.....and you have yurself a good old think

The rest of us will continue a mingling bigsmile



Hey, waiter, where you going with that drink tray?...

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Sun 08/16/15 07:34 AM
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Sun 08/16/15 07:12 AM
Edited by NorCalSwe on Sun 08/16/15 07:12 AM
Sitting on the boat, looking at the canal, sipping a strong hot cup of black coffee. Perfect happy


Bloody engine can wait


Yes, worst words in the world "I'm sorry, we're out of coffee." sad

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Sun 08/16/15 06:35 AM
Quito, Ecuador

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Sun 08/16/15 06:08 AM
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Sun 08/16/15 06:05 AM
399drinks