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Fri 08/22/14 06:34 AM
Where are the homely girls
who know how to take care
of a home.Who are humble,
loving, faithful and caring?
Where are the homely girls
whose husband is their best
friend?
The homely girls who will
keep a man wanting never to
go out just to be with
them.The homely girls whose
memories linger in their
husband's mind as they
impatiently wait for work to
be over so that they can
rush home into the loving
arms of their sweetheart?
Seriously where are the
homely girls?
Shout out to all the homely
girls in the house.Keep on
being good and know that
you are rare and unique.
Muah.

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Fri 08/22/14 06:22 AM
Most guys would want to keep and attract women . Well,i will want you to do the 8 listed below and thank me later.
1. Be SUCCESSFUL in what ever u are doing
and have d aura of been a protector, provider
and a leader..Women like successful men.
2. Be a womanizer or have other girls around U that either call u, chat u up and hang out with
U..Women seem to love u more and stick to u
when they have to struggle to keep U.
3. Be very unpredictable. Women like it when
ure unpredictable and when a man leaves them gueSsing ,giving them every reason to be inquisitive.
4. Don't hesitate to scold her or tell her off at any given time example are u mad? Young lady,stop acting like a child and behave u age, don't u ever try that rubbish again, if I slap U, get out!!! Its non of ur business.
5. Love with an IRON FIST and treat her like a
child.. Scold with the right hand and pull her
back with left to show her love.
6. In anything u do with her ranging from sex
to hanging out always live in her psychc that u
are a combo of everything MAN eg ure her Father, Boss, Husband, Brother, President, Warrior and King.
7. Never u restrict urself when ure with her for example Fart in front of her make it LOUD, Change ur cloths in front of her, spank her Bottom and are bosoms at random times and when u feel like, Drink ur flakes in front of her, play rough with her throw her about, swing her and scatter her hair, hug
her when ur all sweaty even kiSs her when
u haven't brushed
ur mouth, don't go trying to arrange ur room cos she is coming over, let her see ur Indecency videos... Do these things and you will bring out the true nature of ur gurl, u will
make her play on same leveled ground, no
forming, no deceit.
8. Don't be afraid to tell her the bitter truth,
make decisions and stick to it... Example , I can't buy that for U and I don't have the money for such, Your hair/ dress is ugly, I am
unemployed, I squat
with a friend, I can't afford that restaurant.
Do the above and thank me later.

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Fri 08/22/14 06:07 AM

need a boyfriend

Won't you mind dating a foreigner like me ...

shegdad's photo
Fri 08/22/14 04:05 AM

Hey, how are you?

hope ure good

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Wed 08/20/14 08:18 AM
Barcelona striker Luis
Suarez said he has received
professional help after
receiving a four-month ban
for biting an opponent for
the third time in his career
when he clashed with Italy’s
Giorgio Chiellini at the World
Cup.

Suarez made his debut for
the Catalans in a 6-0
friendly win over Mexican
side Club Leon on Monday,
but will not be able to play a
competitive game for Barca
until late October after his
appeal against the ban was
thrown out by the Court of
Arbitration for Sport last
week.

“The suspension is what it
is and I have to accept it, it
is a personal matter but I
have worked with the
adequate professionals,”
the Uruguayan said at his
first press conference as a
Barca player on Tuesday.
“I have tried to forget this
game and this situation as
well. It is a difficult moment
for me and I would say to all
the fans to not worry
because I am not doing that
anymore.”

“It’s not the same but I had
a similar situation last year
at Liverpool, I started to
play on September 20. It is a
long time but if you keep
focused with your teammates
in training it helps.”
Barcelona already have a
wealth of talent available in
attacking areas with four-
time World Player of the
Year Lionel Messi and
Brazilian star Neymar,
meaning Suarez is likely to
be forced into a role on the
right side of the attack.
However, he insisted that
won’t phase him as he
dovetailed with Daniel
Sturridge last year to form a
deadly partnership that
nearly delivered Liverpool’s
first Premier League title in
24 years.
“I am prepared to play any
position in attack. This last
year I played on the left and
on the right because
Sturridge played as the
number nine. I don’t have
any problem playing in any
position and adapting myself
to what the coach demands.
“The quality that Leo and
Ney have is amazing, they
are players you admire.
Yesterday I was watching
them in the first half and
they make you want to stop
and applaud.”

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Wed 08/20/14 08:09 AM
One of the biggest dating
questions which haunt
women is whether her
boyfriend is ready to commit.
She may be sticking around
with him for almost a couple
of years now, hoping that he
will make up his mind and still
waiting for the elusive
engagement ring. If you don’t
want this to happen to you,
learn to pick up ten signs
which tell you that he’s not
going to propose marriage in
a hurry.
1.He Never Discusses
Marriage
This is perhaps the first hint
that should start ringing
warning bells in your mind.
Your boyfriend cannot be
caught dead talking about
marriage as an institution or
even commenting on
commercials for wedding
products and services. He
won’t mention it even if his
own brother is getting
married and he is going to
be the best man. His
aversion to the M-word
should be indication enough
that marriage does not
figure anywhere in his near
future.
2.He Is Hugely Ambitious
(Overambitious)
Guys whose only mission in
their lives is to reach the
top of their professional
ladder are likely to take
their time settling down. This
is because emotional
commitment to a partner
might force them to cut down
on their working hours and
make networking with
business contacts or
frequent out-of-town trips
difficult. Though this is not to
say that married guys don’t
find success – witness
President Obama and Bill
Gates - super ambitious men
who are perpetually looking
for the next bigger and
better thing are more likely
to consider marriage as
leading to professional
stagnation.
3.All His Friends Are Single
This is as sure a sign as
any that your boyfriend is
not going to propose
marriage. If you notice that
his social circle is
exclusively made of
bachelors and divorced men,
it is evident that he is
uncomfortable around
married couples and has no
plans to join their ranks in
near future.
4.He Has Strong intimate
Needs
A guy who places great
emphasis on sex and
considers it the most
important part of a
relationship is unlikely to
settle for a single partner.
Gone are the days when men
could be baited into marriage
on the lure of sex. The
dissociation of sex and
marriage as well as intimate
freedom for women has also
made it easier for men to
keep sleeping around unless
they wish to marry for other
reasons. And if your
boyfriend has a large
intimate appetite, it is
unlikely to be satisfied by a
single person. He will sooner
or later get tired of being
with you and move on to
someone else he can go to
bed with.
5.He Lives Out Of A Suitcase
Men with unstable living
conditions usually have
priorities like work and
travel which are bound to
clash with a stable married
life. You may be thrilled to
have a high-flying war
correspondent or wildlife
photographer as a
boyfriend, but such people
are unlikely to settle down to
tame domesticity. Far easier
to spot - and avoid – are
guys who are in and out of
jobs or in trouble with the
law and thus perpetually on
the move. Rather look for
men who have stable lives
since they are the ones
more likely to be looking for
stable relationships.
6.He Does Not take You To
Meet His Family
This is an unmistakable sign
that a guy is not considering
marriage even though he
may be dating someone. Men
usually discuss their families
only with those who are
close enough to be let into
their inner lives. If your
boyfriend has never
suggested that you meet his
parents and even appears
to be uncomfortable talking
about them to you, then
perhaps he is not ready to
make you an intrinsic part of
his life.
7.You Don’t Figure In His
Plans
When talking about his
future, does your guy
merely discuss his goals of
starting a business someday
and are his dreams limited to
retiring by the sea with his
very own beach house and
luxury boat? If so or
something similar, then this
is an indication that you are
not part of his future plans
and thus unlikely to be his
wife any time soon. Unless of
course, he goes through a
life-changing experience and
realizes the value of a
committed relationship which
is again putting too much
store by chance and
therefore not worth wasting
your life for.
8.He Doesn’t Ask You About
Yours
In a reversal of the above
point, a guy unwilling to
commit will also be
uninterested to know about
your life goals and hopes for
the future. The present-
comfortably carefree and
uncomplicated - is good
enough for him. He does not
want to know if you want to
eventually settle in the
suburbs or how many kids
would you like to have and
whether you would prefer
little girls or boys. Hell, he
doesn’t even want to know
where you have always
wanted to go for your
honeymoon! If you find all
this true in case of your
boyfriend, then you can kiss
your dreams of marrying him
goodbye and start looking
for a more suitable guy.
9.He Is Divorced
While divorced men are
technically single and thus
seeming candidates for a
committed relationship, if
your guy has gone through
a particularly messy divorce,
then probably he cannot
bear the thought of marrying
again. To be sure about this,
pry around gently to see
how badly he feels about his
breakup and whether the
scars are deep enough to be
permanent. Other than
emotional issues, a divorced
man may also be caught up
in child support and alimony
so as to make any further
commitments completely out
of the question.
10.He Is Not Forthcoming
About Personal Information
Have you ever wondered
why your boyfriend is
always vague when you ask
him about his work and
where he lives? You might
have a rough idea that he is
into finance and that he
commutes from the suburbs
but if he is unwilling to
clearly share his personal
information with you,
probably he has something
to hide – a spouse or a
lover maybe. Or more likely
he is determined to keep you
away from the rest of his
personal life. Not exactly
marriage material, is he?
No one can say for sure
what goes on in a person’s
mind and what influences
his/her decisions. But if your
boyfriend displays all or
most of the above signs,
then more likely than not, he
is not yet ready to propose
marriage to you.

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Mon 08/18/14 04:04 PM




respectful
sense of humor
healthy


Did shegdad has any of these .
I can haz cheeseburger?


:laughing:

A whole me , Cheese What !

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Mon 08/18/14 04:02 PM



respectful
sense of humor
healthy


Did shegdad has any of these .
flowerforyou dunno?

You should. With the little familiarity.

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Mon 08/18/14 03:59 PM
Edited by shegdad on Mon 08/18/14 04:01 PM
.Watching you closely

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Mon 08/18/14 03:56 PM

respectful
sense of humor
healthy


Did shegdad has any of these .

shegdad's photo
Mon 08/18/14 03:53 PM

Sense of humor and a goatee...

A goatee !

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Mon 08/18/14 03:36 PM
Edited by shegdad on Mon 08/18/14 03:41 PM
What attracts you the most in a girl/boy?
- face
- body
- eyes
- hair
- his/her voice
- personality
- piercing
- dimples
- tattoo
- others comment Whoever likes/quote it positively thinks ure cute as ffuck, so follow them BE HONEST .

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Mon 08/18/14 02:50 PM

I like all sorts and shapes of men, but the sexiest are the ones who use their strength for good, like chopping logs, or stepping in front of runaway bulls etc...

Personally the only six pack I like is in the fridge...

And anyone who spends more time in the gym than in our bed is missing out BIG Time,,,,

and finally, my boobs have never been called 'well defined, eternal, oblique potato looking things' but I actually like that reference!

Guess OP here likes the stereotypical Barbie, I'm betting!

Players be players,
Gym monkeys be pumping
and cerebrals are correcting ...

THESE POSTS GET FUNNIER EACH TIME, PLEASE keep them coming...

loooooooooooo l

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Mon 08/18/14 02:45 PM

I prefer athletic guys, he dont hv to be muscular

I guess the idea of muscular to you is the steroids/ muscle builder type.

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Mon 08/18/14 02:26 PM
OMG!... You girls are
frustrating the macho men in this thread o.
Most body builders have
small p.e.n.n.is , Except the ones that did
p.e.n.n.i.s enlargement.
If the purpose of building your muscles, is to impress ladies, you better have a rethink.

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Mon 08/18/14 11:28 AM


That is the interesting part.


Note to guys: If you are
allowed just one exercise in the world, make sure it's squats i beg of you.


I usually squat once daily. Very regular indeed.happy

Good one .

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Mon 08/18/14 11:00 AM




Females are meant to
be soft and slim while
men are meant to be in
SHAPE: Huge muscles
and abs. A man
without muscles is
NOT a man , he's a
male with huge
ESTROGEN.


Sorry. Not attractive. Get over it. I did....lollaugh

interesting tell us more
from your fact.


Nothing more to tell...I think I wrapped it up quite well...lol

Thumbs up

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Mon 08/18/14 10:55 AM


Females are meant to
be soft and slim while
men are meant to be in
SHAPE: Huge muscles
and abs. A man
without muscles is
NOT a man , he's a
male with huge
ESTROGEN.


Sorry. Not attractive. Get over it. I did....lollaugh

interesting tell us more
from your fact.

shegdad's photo
Mon 08/18/14 10:53 AM

I am gonna guess many, varied unresolved issues! And ur in denial... True story!

Can you Expantiate further .please.

shegdad's photo
Mon 08/18/14 10:46 AM

Maybe you're muscles are too big?....:tongue:

Lol, check out my pics ,just kinda Athletic body. Not all those steriods injected bodies.