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Mathematical Love letter:
I discovered a letter written by one of the maths students to a girl at a secondary school. Here is what the guy wrote... Dear sarah, With reference to the syllabus of my feelings, I want to prove that the locus of my point is directly proportional to your heart. On seeing you, I feel like a triangle with only 2 angles, the third one being you. At times I feel like a circle without a circumference and a tangent without a gradient. We are like two simultaneous equations without solutions. You never seem to notice that I am a point lying at your linear equation. Your smile make my mind rotate 360 degrees anticlockwise and applying a translation, I finally get your image. You are factors of a quadratic equation but still feel two disjoint sets. You are the hypotenuse of my right angled triangle and on using either sine or cosine, we can obtain a real solution. I tried to deal with you on a calculator version but the probability of success is very low. My letter consists of only one section to be answered without a calculator and the answer is to be given "Yes" in three significant figures. My life without you is like coordinates of a quadratic turning point. My love for you is infinite like the graph of Tan 90 and Tan 270 degrees. Yours sabatical |
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At what age should a guy and a girl start planning for marriage? To get into a serious relationship that is
marriage bound. |
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Which song would you
dedicate to your EX? 1. Eamon- I don't want you back 2. R.Kelly - Turn back the end of time 3. Uncle Sam - don't want to see you again 4. Beyonce - Irreplaceable 5. Usher - Burn 6. Toni Braxton- Un break my heart 7. Justin Timberlake- what goes around....comes back around 8. Wil I am - Heart breaker 9. Three Days Grace - I Hate Everything About You 10. Beyonce and Shakira - Beautiful Liar 11.Toni-Braxton-He wasn't man enough for me. 12.Houston-i ll always love u. 13. Miley-Dont you ever say i Just walked away. 13.Eilen-you cant reach me, never again OTHER'S (Specify) |
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Love is sharing each other's happy and sad moments.the disgusting thing nowadays is that people have turned it into a job lol JOB |
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love is simply a state of wanting no less for someone else than you do for yourself If I want to be treated well and respected, I will want to treat those I love well and respect them , for instance so maybe, love is reciprocity of intent,,, i stand in deference to your ideology. Its cool. |
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Define love in one sentence/word
To me; "Love Is an excuse, an alibi, a justification for sex. But its not something that should stop a man from keeping his promise." Reason Somebody that you claim you love today, you sweet-talk him/her and the next second you changed from being what you call yourself probably because you want to get laid. And some people will say; "love is blind", "Love endureth all things"...WTF Is that not an excuse? A justification for sex and selfishness? Over to you guys. Define love in one words/sentence |
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Guys and ladies, l want you
to give your best on this issue. Because I've heard ladies saying guys love it more. |
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Topic:
Need a boyfriend
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need a boyfriend Won't you mind dating a foreigner like me ... at least you guys are on the same continent May be she is looking forward to white guyz . |
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In my opinion, the prettiest
and sexiest girls are always too focused on looking pretty and Sexy and forget to have a sense of humor and direction in a conversation. |
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It saddening that pre-marital
sex has taken over our time. In the past most of our men would disassociate themselves with girls who have been deflowered outside wedlock. Then a woman's virginity was her pride but time has changed & human beings have changed. Maybe we should blame civilisation or modernization. The Pride of a women now is...? |
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Do the above and thank me later. Thank you ever so much for providing me an example of just who my competition in dating is and making my life so much easier. You are welcome.Just be good. |
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Topic:
Where Are The Homely Girls??
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Where are the homely girls who know how to take care of a home.Who are humble, loving, faithful and caring? Where are the homely girls whose husband is their best friend? The homely girls who will keep a man wanting never to go out just to be with them.The homely girls whose memories linger in their husband's mind as they impatiently wait for work to be over so that they can rush home into the loving arms of their sweetheart? Seriously where are the homely girls? Shout out to all the homely girls in the house.Keep on being good and know that you are rare and unique. Muah.  Hi Shegdad!!....Sweet post! Thanks sweety. Ok im here You are welcome. |
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Topic:
Where Are The Homely Girls??
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where's the ones that want to show their boobs?   This is a pg-13 forum...you want to see boobs...go to congress in my 7 years here,i have never been pg and i'm not gonna start now  What!? You dont want to be famous?   i'm already famous in my own mind  lol |
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Most guys would want to keep and attract women . Well,i will want you to do the 8 listed below and thank me later. 1. Be SUCCESSFUL in what ever u are doing and have d aura of been a protector, provider and a leader..Women like successful men. 2. Be a womanizer or have other girls around U that either call u, chat u up and hang out with U..Women seem to love u more and stick to u when they have to struggle to keep U. 3. Be very unpredictable. Women like it when ure unpredictable and when a man leaves them gueSsing ,giving them every reason to be inquisitive. 4. Don't hesitate to scold her or tell her off at any given time example are u mad? Young lady,stop acting like a child and behave u age, don't u ever try that rubbish again, if I slap U, get out!!! Its non of ur business. 5. Love with an IRON FIST and treat her like a child.. Scold with the right hand and pull her back with left to show her love. 6. In anything u do with her ranging from sex to hanging out always live in her psychc that u are a combo of everything MAN eg ure her Father, Boss, Husband, Brother, President, Warrior and King. 7. Never u restrict urself when ure with her for example Fart in front of her make it LOUD, Change ur cloths in front of her, spank her Bottom and are bosoms at random times and when u feel like, Drink ur flakes in front of her, play rough with her throw her about, swing her and scatter her hair, hug her when ur all sweaty even kiSs her when u haven't brushed ur mouth, don't go trying to arrange ur room cos she is coming over, let her see ur Indecency videos... Do these things and you will bring out the true nature of ur gurl, u will make her play on same leveled ground, no forming, no deceit. 8. Don't be afraid to tell her the bitter truth, make decisions and stick to it... Example , I can't buy that for U and I don't have the money for such, Your hair/ dress is ugly, I am unemployed, I squat with a friend, I can't afford that restaurant. Do the above and thank me later. You peeked, didn't you!  Nah |
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Never mourn your
singleness; singleness is not a sin, a disease, nor a curse, because there are a lot of people who have allowed themselves to come under pressure, just because they feel the need to come out of the shell of singlehood. You can be single and be successful, prosperous and anointed. If you are not married, it does not mean your destiny is limited. God makes all things beautiful in his time. We are not created for marriage; marriage was created for us. You will not be sent out of heaven because you are not married. You can be in hell if you marry the wrong person. Psychologists have proved that marrying the wrong person can reduce the quality of your life by 62%. Never take your heart on a journey without your brain because not all that glitters is gold. Many things that look good may also be toxic to your destiny. When your emotion is the driver and your brain is the passenger, accident is inevitable. When you don't define your relationship, you give room for assumptions. A ‘readymade’ man today can cause you ‘readymade’ trouble tomorrow. Don't sacrifice your future on the altar of temporary pleasure. Sin is pleasurable but the pleasure lasts for a moment and the displeasure is for eternity. The most beautiful girl in 1960 is an old woman today; nobody reigns forever. Virginity lost today can never be renewed. |
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Topic:
Where Are The Homely Girls??
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Where are the homely girls who know how to take care of a home.Who are humble, loving, faithful and caring? Where are the homely girls whose husband is their best friend? The homely girls who will keep a man wanting never to go out just to be with them.The homely girls whose memories linger in their husband's mind as they impatiently wait for work to be over so that they can rush home into the loving arms of their sweetheart? Seriously where are the homely girls? Shout out to all the homely girls in the house.Keep on being good and know that you are rare and unique. Muah. Hi Shegdad!!....Sweet post! Thanks sweety. |
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Topic:
Where Are The Homely Girls??
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is this where I line up?....  I guess so |
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Topic:
Where Are The Homely Girls??
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Homely girl reporting for duty, at least that's what my mirror told me this morning  Cool |
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Well, past relationships ended over 1. infidelity and 2. verbal abuse (including being called an n word by my white partner) I also was once put in the hospital after a domestic incident, but that was a fight between adults and hardly the WORST thing,, the remorse after was real, with counseling, and we recovered without repetition of such behavior,,, Am happy for you. |
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Lets Rub Mind Minglers.
Whats the Most Painful thing your Boyfriend or Girlfriend has even done to you? |
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