Mathematical Love letter:
I discovered a letter written
by one of the maths
students to a girl at a
secondary school. Here is
what the guy wrote...
Dear sarah,
With reference to the
syllabus of my feelings, I
want to prove that the locus
of my point is directly
proportional to your heart.
On seeing you, I feel
like a triangle with only 2
angles, the third one
being you.
At times I feel like a circle
without a
circumference and a tangent
without a gradient.
We are like two simultaneous
equations without
solutions. You never seem
to notice that I am a
point lying at your linear
equation. Your smile
make my mind rotate 360
degrees anticlockwise
and applying a translation, I
finally get your image.
You are factors of a
quadratic equation but still
feel two disjoint sets. You
are the hypotenuse of
my right angled triangle and
on using either sine
or cosine, we can obtain a
real solution. I tried to
deal with you on a calculator
version but the
probability of success is
very low.
My letter consists of only
one section to be
answered without a
calculator and the answer is
to be given "Yes" in three
significant figures. My
life without you is like
coordinates of a quadratic
turning point. My love for
you is infinite like the
graph of Tan 90 and Tan
270 degrees.
Yours sabatical

I wasn't much good at maths.....1 heart and soul + 1 heart and soul = 1 love...

1 male + 1 female = 3 or 4 or 5 etc etc etc