Your right hard biting is bad, but nibbles are great, and alittle lite
biting is hot. LOL

Now your talking

I think your missing the big clue:
When the 3x daily sex turns int 3x monthly.

When she's clipping her toenails on the kitchen table.

All of this is so disgusting. A real woman only feels as comfortable as
you allow her to feel.A real woman wouldn't pass gas in front of a man,
that is if she had pride in herself and she would always close the
bathroom door to go potty. If your bathroom or you house is nasty, get
up off your lazy tails and clean it. If a woman don't shave her legs in
winter or summer that is just not American. As far as biting. A woman is
not something to chew on, Nibbling is okay only in certain areas.

When she takes a subject that's obviously in fun and twists it to an
excuse to rant.

wait wait ...cant we do this on when a guy is getting to comfortable
to?? Cuz there is such a thing in my book

But you know shes getting to comfortable when she claims a side of the
bed...AND THE REMOTE! haha

well...I don't know about the passing gas thing (everybody does it) I
personally try not to do it in front of ANYONE...but yeah, the rest of
that stuff is pretty gross LOL..

(except the nibbling)

Please close the bathroom door. That's a mood killer.