Did you ever get revenge on someone - not to really hurt them but just
to get their attention??

I was married to a mean drunk, and a couple of times, after he had been
really mean the night before and super hungover the next morning, I
exacted my "revenge".

He would yell at me to fix him something for breakfast. He liked hot
chili and eggs, so I would save it for "these" mornings and heat the
chili and pull out a couple of eggs to fry, (used nonstick frying pan)
but put some oil in it just for him. Then put the chili in a bowl and
oops, dropped some oil into the chili, oh well, stir it in, oops some
more oil spilled into the chili, stir it in too, then put the FRIED in
oil eggs on top (see where I am going with this) and opps maybe a little
more oil slips into the chili. Make him some toast with a LOT of butter
on it and a nice big glass of milk, and then I serve it to him in bed.

Oh, maybe 10 to 15 minutes later I would hear his feet hit for the floor
as he is running for the bathroom (yup - worked, as I snicker to
myself). Hear him cussing. After I can control my voice, ask what is
wrong, he yells that he got sick. Oh, "do you want me to make you
something else to eat???" "NO!!!" was the answer I always got.

Okay, so now I have shown my true evil side, any other good stories out
there???? Not bad ones, just funny ones.

I had an alcoholic too. He was a big tv watcher. Whenever he have me a
hard time I would go outside and unhook the cable from the house and
pretend there was something wrong with it all day. Boy did it bug him
that he couldn't watch tv. Didn't bother me, I don't watch tv.

My Ex was not a drunk but still abusive and LOVED his video games, I use
to like hiding his games just to watch him hunt for it. Day before I
left him I smashed his PS2. That got his blood boiling...lol.

I was lucky my husband was not a drunk we got along good most of the
time but one day he was talking to a lady on our computer told her he
loved her and some how a glass of koolaid went into the computer and
fried it split us up for awhile but we loved each other enough not to
let that break us up. Got back togather nad was married untile he past
away two years ago.
21 YEARS

I had a young lady asked me to help her take revenge

Hers my advice
tolls for revenge
1 can of sardines
1 tube of super glue
1 pair of pliers

Wait untill a good cold winter morning
go to his car n drain his radiator from all fluids

drop in a whole can of sardines
super glue the cap on.

when he goes n cranks the car n heats it up....not a good smell
n it never comes out...lol

needless to say
he has never hurt her anymore
lol...

Good stories guys. Lots of creativity out there. I would have been
afraid to do the car one, only had one car so that would have messed me
up too, but no problem with hitting him in the "gut" so to speak.

yeah...lol.. after me and my ex split up. I had taken my daughter on a
nature photo shoot..we drove around and hiked around for hours taking
photos and she wanted wildflowers for herself. And the ex was so
obnoxious earlier in the day I decided to pick him some flowers for
shiggles.. The last thing added to his flower arrangement were a couple
of crab apple branches, some had flowers on them and the others had
apples... Well, when I took her to his place I gave him the flowers and
he looked at me and was like.. Uhm, Why ya picking me flowers? I
responded that it appeared he was having a hard day so I thought the
flowers might brighten his day. He was like, Oh wow. Well Thanks, but
whats with the apples... I replied... Well, see its like this... The
apples? They used to be these beautiful flowers. And as they matured
they became Crab Apples. It reminded me of you so I thought it was
fitting to include them. He shut up and walked out of the room without
saying another word and I laughed, hugged my daughter and went home.

Good one smiling. Another one my ex did to himself:

Came home roaring drunk and climbed into bed. Got up to go to the
bathroom - we lived in a small 10' wide trailer at the time. He only
had his shorts on at the time. I heard this huge crash and thought
great, he passed out on the bathroom floor, now what if we (our daughter
or I) have to go to the bathroom, we won't be able to get in there.

So I get up and go look. I was amazed the door opened when I went into
the bathroom so he wasn't on the floor, and there he was, laying in the
bathtub. So, what are my options here: (1) Leave him. (2) Try to wake
him up and get him back to bed, risking getting hit or hurt, whatever.
(3) Leave him. (4) Put a blanket over him. (5) Leave him.

Well I decided on #1, 3, and 5 and went back to bed. About 2 hours later
he came back to bed shaking and shivering and cussing about being cold.
Once I stopped giggling, I asked him what happened. "I fell asleep in
the tub." He said, you could have at least put a blanket on me, I said,
gee, I didn't know you were there, sorry.

Whenever I've tried, I failed miserably. The best revenge is living
well and minding your own busines.

I DID IT!


once on a ltr bf... he worked for hisself.. so i called his cell.. said
he was coming home at a certain time think it was 5... not home...
called at 520...on my way..again at like 6 not home called said he was
on way.. reason being hello i made a wonderful dinner and my kids were
at their dads..ok? wanted it hot and ready the dinner that is.. ok 7 pm,
no bf well i didnt call i went to bed not hungry anymore.. put my cow in
my room shut door... and threw the roast in middle of kitchen
floor omg 730 there he was the freaking idiot picked it
off the floor and ate it!!!! sorry i couldnt
help but laugh at him! grosss!!!

ps later on i found out he was doing drugs again and was at tittie bar
with his employees doulble loser

oops cow = chow

If I actually get revenge on someone it's because I've out whitted or
out smarted them in a public conversation. And very often it's quite
embarrassing to that person. So I don't do it too often. I've been very
lucky, for in my life I've been wronged or those I care for have been
wronged and I've been there to see "fate" drop a load on them. So I
believe even if you aren't aware of it, people get theirs in time. I've
taught my son that since he was little, he too has been around to see
the shoe fall for that "other" person, and sometimes he felt bad because
he said he wished them something bad, but did not mean for it to be THAT
BAD.
He's like his mom, a subtle softie.

marie you rock..

Why thank you Lazy, I had to be really discreet about it, literally my
life depended on it. He actually did more damage to himself than I ever
could. May tell some more stories some day, give everyone a laugh.

ya ladies remind me to never get yall upset with me...


party on

Marie ya too funnny but good lmao

i had a real abusive ex. I used to take his toothbrush to the toilet. He
wasnt real amused when he found out....

ewww barbie hope he didnt kiss ya after that

LAWD HAVE MERCY NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

hmmmmm, revenge? I was ready for it; after 24 yrs together and he moved
with only what he wanted . . . left me with many years of "crap" left
behind.

Well i packed up all that crap and hauled it to his place; dumped it in
his yard.

oops, was that wrong?