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about this dating site!
I was told I wasn't being serious enough..so here it is. I would like to find my true love by 5:00 p.m. tomorrow(Sunday) afternoon. Please look at my profile and write to tell me how "hot" I am. Lie if you have to, honesty is really over rated. I will write you back and tell you how "hot" you are too. Please reply to that email with how many credit cards you have, the limit, & how much is left before they're maxed, a checking and savings acct #, and if you don't have a life insurance policy, get one soon. On Monday, we will get engaged...that's when we're getting REAL. (That's over rated too). The engagement will be a month to month deal in case you shouldn't start providing me with all my wants and needs. Marriage will be out of the question just in case you start slipping up somewhere and I'll yell NEXT. I'm gettin old, I don't have alot of time to be messing around, so please get serious about this dating site! |
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Yes, you are going to be alot older after 5:00 tomorrow afternoon. You must move quickly.
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there ya go!  that was easy!! see, you have a plan and you even let people know about it!! BRAVO!!!  
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I need to be married by 7 pm tonight also!!!! Please help us!!!
 
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I need to be married by 7 pm tonight also!!!! Please help us!!! c'mon gypsy...get out of my way. You're getting way too serious!!!! |
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Yes, you are going to be alot older after 5:00 tomorrow afternoon. You must move quickly. Winx, it was unnessary for you to point out that by 5 tomorrow I would be older, now that will have to make me rethink how soon I want to find my true love. |
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I just need to get laid by November 8th.
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I need to be married by 7 pm tonight also!!!! Please help us!!! c'mon gypsy...get out of my way. You're getting way too serious!!!! 
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there ya go! that was easy!! see, you have a plan and you even let people know about it!! BRAVO!!! light, I don't want to see you using my plan now, seriously...find your own!
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Edited by
OneMoreTimeAround
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Sat 09/27/08 11:06 AM
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I just need to get laid by November 8th. Ruth hon, please lower your standards and what day you expect to get laid...you're gettin older too! |
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If I dont get laid by Dec 12..........I will....
IMPLODE!!!!  This could get messy....
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I need to be married by 7 pm tonight also!!!! Please help us!!! c'mon gypsy...get out of my way. You're getting way too serious!!!! see, gypsy, you did something that maybe I've done in the past...you didn't read my post correctly...there is no marrying...just engagements. (((shhhhh, i'm only in it for the engagement presents) |
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 Hey Lighten Up Man! |
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I just need to get laid by November 8th. Ruth hon, please lower your standards and what day you expect to get laid...you're gettin older too! Okay, how about some heavy petting on Monday? |
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If I dont get laid by Dec 12..........I will.... IMPLODE!!!! This could get messy.... Gypsy, check with Ruth, she's gettin laid on Nov 8th..she can send him over to your place. See how easy this gets when you get serious???? |
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Edited by
OneMoreTimeAround
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Sat 09/27/08 11:15 AM
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Hey Lighten Up Man! Don't get serious with me boy!
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I need to be married by 7 pm tonight also!!!! Please help us!!! c'mon gypsy...get out of my way. You're getting way too serious!!!! see, gypsy, you did something that maybe I've done in the past...you didn't read my post correctly...there is no marrying...just engagements. (((shhhhh, i'm only in it for the engagement presents)
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I do need a new toaster though........
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I need to be married by 7 pm tonight also!!!! Please help us!!! c'mon gypsy...get out of my way. You're getting way too serious!!!! see, gypsy, you did something that maybe I've done in the past...you didn't read my post correctly...there is no marrying...just engagements. (((shhhhh, i'm only in it for the engagement presents) I seriously think we should band together that way we can give the duplicate presents to some one who needs it. |
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I need to be married by 7 pm tonight also!!!! Please help us!!! c'mon gypsy...get out of my way. You're getting way too serious!!!! see, gypsy, you did something that maybe I've done in the past...you didn't read my post correctly...there is no marrying...just engagements. (((shhhhh, i'm only in it for the engagement presents) I seriously think we should band together that way we can give the duplicate presents to some one who needs it. Raises hand. Me!Me! I want a new toaster too.
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