did you ever feel like a spork that has lost your spoon..

now you are just a pokey fork... missing half of yourself???

AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

What he said

Umm yeah I guess that's a good way to put it!

I'm missing my spooooooooon!!!!!

last time i had taco bell i think i used a spork

Oh, those little plastic things that break in half...Yeah, me too

after my last enema yes

i miss my spoon too!!!


maybe if i werent so pokey??

Too funny...a friend and I joke about "drive by sporkings" for dealing with mean people.

Share it!

***crowd chants*** "Share the joke!!!"

Well, I got a spork, and I'm in my skorts,
I'm havin a spritzer, and I can see the moon,
My gauchos feel good,
I'm havin some Brunch,
but this question keep comin' up!

IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON

SPORK!
SPORK!
SPORK!

I got sneakers with heels and hi heels with wheels
Got a cat that's a dog and a fish that's a frog
I look up at the sun, as I chew on some gum,
But this question keeps plaugin' us!

IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON

SPORK!
SPORK!
SPORK!

...ummm, originally we were talking about a man who cheated, brought home diseases to wife and "castrating him with a plastic spork" seemed like a horrible but well deserved consequence. It just kept going until we developed the drive-by-sporking routine for OTHER types of mean people. You probably had to be there...