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Edited by
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I was cleaning out e-mail and came across this e-mail from Merle (bad_girl) Which of course made me laugh all over again pee my pants and hold off major belly laughs....
I said to myself, "Self this worth sharing with the masses." So I am  Standing in the line at the airport, removing my shoes and waiting for my carry-on bag to go through the x-ray machine thingy, I hear “ADDITIONAL BAG CHECK”. As I put my head in my hands, I can feel my face getting hot, and I am thinking OMG, not me, please not me. My bag stopped and the screeners looked at my bag through the screen. As the bag comes down the belt, a little foreign girl says, “Is this bag yours?” I said yes as she starts taking EVERYTHING out of the bag. Oh no, I am thinking to myself. As I stand there, the girl removes my “TOYS”, one-by-one and with everything she takes out, I can feel my face getting hotter and hotter (inside the bag were shall we say, toys for adult playtime, not kids). I am standing there, fidgeting and I look up at this very handsome, distinguished gentleman standing there. He looks at me (now keep in mind, I have my nose pierced, short spiky hair, tattoos and my belly button pierced), looks down at the “TOYS” on the table, looks back at me again and then the “TOYS”. I looked up at him and I said with my hands in the air, “WHAT?” He looked back at me and said, “I want to go where you are going this weekend”. I could feel my face get red as a beet and could see him smirking out of the corner of my eye. As I re-packed a bag that has already been packed once, I am thinking to myself, this stuff is staying at Tom’s house, I will not carry is cross country again. So for all you worldly travelers, a word to the wise………………………………....................... If you want to play, put the TOYS” in your checked baggage, not in you carry on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Any hysterical airport stories or may a mile high club story please share!!!!!!!! |
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Edited by
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OH ****!!!!!
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Edited by
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I am not seeing this OH ****!!!!! |
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I was cleaning out e-mail and came across this e-mail from Merle (bad_girl) Which of course made me laugh all over again pee my pants and hold off major belly laughs.... I said to myself, "Self this worth sharing with the masses." So I am Standing in the line at the airport, removing my shoes and waiting for my carry-on bag to go through the x-ray machine thingy, I hear “ADDITIONAL BAG CHECK”. As I put my head in my hands, I can feel my face getting hot, and I am thinking OMG, not me, please not me. My bag stopped and the screeners looked at my bag through the screen. As the bag comes down the belt, a little foreign girl says, “Is this bag yours?” I said yes as she starts taking EVERYTHING out of the bag. Oh no, I am thinking to myself. As I stand there, the girl removes my “TOYS”, one-by-one and with everything she takes out, I can feel my face getting hotter and hotter (inside the bag were shall we say, toys for adult playtime, not kids). I am standing there, fidgeting and I look up at this very handsome, distinguished gentleman standing there. He looks at me (now keep in mind, I have my nose pierced, short spiky hair, tattoos and my belly button pierced), looks down at the “TOYS” on the table, looks back at me again and then the “TOYS”. I looked up at him and I said with my hands in the air, “WHAT?” He looked back at me and said, “I want to go where you are going this weekend”. I could feel my face get red as a beet and could see him smirking out of the corner of my eye. As I re-packed a bag that has already been packed once, I am thinking to myself, this stuff is staying at Tom’s house, I will not carry is cross country again. So for all you worldly travelers, a word to the wise………………………………....................... If you want to play, put the TOYS” in your checked baggage, not in you carry on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Any hysterical airport stories or may a mile high club story please share!!!!!!!! omg be right back have to go change
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Edited by
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I am not seeing this |
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Edited by
bad_girl
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Mon 10/20/08 05:27 PM
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I am not seeing this I was cleaning out e-mail and came across this e-mail from Merle (bad_girl) Which of course made me laugh all over again pee my pants and hold off major belly laughs.... I said to myself, "Self this worth sharing with the masses." So I am Standing in the line at the airport, removing my shoes and waiting for my carry-on bag to go through the x-ray machine thingy, I hear “ADDITIONAL BAG CHECK”. As I put my head in my hands, I can feel my face getting hot, and I am thinking OMG, not me, please not me. My bag stopped and the screeners looked at my bag through the screen. As the bag comes down the belt, a little foreign girl says, “Is this bag yours?” I said yes as she starts taking EVERYTHING out of the bag. Oh no, I am thinking to myself. As I stand there, the girl removes my “TOYS”, one-by-one and with everything she takes out, I can feel my face getting hotter and hotter (inside the bag were shall we say, toys for adult playtime, not kids). I am standing there, fidgeting and I look up at this very handsome, distinguished gentleman standing there. He looks at me (now keep in mind, I have my nose pierced, short spiky hair, tattoos and my belly button pierced), looks down at the “TOYS” on the table, looks back at me again and then the “TOYS”. I looked up at him and I said with my hands in the air, “WHAT?” He looked back at me and said, “I want to go where you are going this weekend”. I could feel my face get red as a beet and could see him smirking out of the corner of my eye. As I re-packed a bag that has already been packed once, I am thinking to myself, this stuff is staying at Tom’s house, I will not carry is cross country again. So for all you worldly travelers, a word to the wise………………………………....................... If you want to play, put the TOYS” in your checked baggage, not in you carry on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Any hysterical airport stories or may a mile high club story please share!!!!!!!! omg be right back have to go change |
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I would of given anything to be at the airport......
OMG OMG then when I talked about it in the match thread....cutieful kitt (madamx) made a comment omg I so lost it....I swear guys every time I talked to merle I busted up....I still do.... Hey merle what did kitt say do you remember? She is going to come to California and kick my ass But I will at least get her here...
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I am not seeing this I was cleaning out e-mail and came across this e-mail from Merle (bad_girl) Which of course made me laugh all over again pee my pants and hold off major belly laughs.... I said to myself, "Self this worth sharing with the masses." So I am Standing in the line at the airport, removing my shoes and waiting for my carry-on bag to go through the x-ray machine thingy, I hear “ADDITIONAL BAG CHECK”. As I put my head in my hands, I can feel my face getting hot, and I am thinking OMG, not me, please not me. My bag stopped and the screeners looked at my bag through the screen. As the bag comes down the belt, a little foreign girl says, “Is this bag yours?” I said yes as she starts taking EVERYTHING out of the bag. Oh no, I am thinking to myself. As I stand there, the girl removes my “TOYS”, one-by-one and with everything she takes out, I can feel my face getting hotter and hotter (inside the bag were shall we say, toys for adult playtime, not kids). I am standing there, fidgeting and I look up at this very handsome, distinguished gentleman standing there. He looks at me (now keep in mind, I have my nose pierced, short spiky hair, tattoos and my belly button pierced), looks down at the “TOYS” on the table, looks back at me again and then the “TOYS”. I looked up at him and I said with my hands in the air, “WHAT?” He looked back at me and said, “I want to go where you are going this weekend”. I could feel my face get red as a beet and could see him smirking out of the corner of my eye. As I re-packed a bag that has already been packed once, I am thinking to myself, this stuff is staying at Tom’s house, I will not carry is cross country again. So for all you worldly travelers, a word to the wise………………………………....................... If you want to play, put the TOYS” in your checked baggage, not in you carry on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Any hysterical airport stories or may a mile high club story please share!!!!!!!! omg be right back have to go change dang woman put your glasses on....yep your seeing it...omg I could hear this story over and over.....I have to find Tom........he needs to see this too. |
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Yea Miss Merle...what DID Kitt say?!?!?!?!
Inquiring minds wanna know...I WANNA KNOW!!!! |
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Edited by
bad_girl
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Mon 10/20/08 05:29 PM
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She said I should have said to him
"Behind over, I'm driving" I am not seeing this I would of given anything to be at the airport...... OMG OMG then when I talked about it in the match thread....cutieful kitt (madamx) made a comment omg I so lost it....I swear guys every time I talked to merle I busted up....I still do.... Hey merle what did kitt say do you remember? She is going to come to California and kick my ass But I will at least get her here... |
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I am not seeing this I am not seeing this I was cleaning out e-mail and came across this e-mail from Merle (bad_girl) Which of course made me laugh all over again pee my pants and hold off major belly laughs.... I said to myself, "Self this worth sharing with the masses." So I am Standing in the line at the airport, removing my shoes and waiting for my carry-on bag to go through the x-ray machine thingy, I hear “ADDITIONAL BAG CHECK”. As I put my head in my hands, I can feel my face getting hot, and I am thinking OMG, not me, please not me. My bag stopped and the screeners looked at my bag through the screen. As the bag comes down the belt, a little foreign girl says, “Is this bag yours?” I said yes as she starts taking EVERYTHING out of the bag. Oh no, I am thinking to myself. As I stand there, the girl removes my “TOYS”, one-by-one and with everything she takes out, I can feel my face getting hotter and hotter (inside the bag were shall we say, toys for adult playtime, not kids). I am standing there, fidgeting and I look up at this very handsome, distinguished gentleman standing there. He looks at me (now keep in mind, I have my nose pierced, short spiky hair, tattoos and my belly button pierced), looks down at the “TOYS” on the table, looks back at me again and then the “TOYS”. I looked up at him and I said with my hands in the air, “WHAT?” He looked back at me and said, “I want to go where you are going this weekend”. I could feel my face get red as a beet and could see him smirking out of the corner of my eye. As I re-packed a bag that has already been packed once, I am thinking to myself, this stuff is staying at Tom’s house, I will not carry is cross country again. So for all you worldly travelers, a word to the wise………………………………....................... If you want to play, put the TOYS” in your checked baggage, not in you carry on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Any hysterical airport stories or may a mile high club story please share!!!!!!!! omg be right back have to go change dang woman put your glasses on....yep your seeing it...omg I could hear this story over and over.....I have to find Tom........he needs to see this too. |
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I am not seeing this Yea Miss Merle...what DID Kitt say?!?!?!?! Inquiring minds wanna know...I WANNA KNOW!!!! |
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LMAO....
Im truly laughing so freakin hard over here I tears in my eyes and piss in my pants !!!!!!!
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Merle...another piece of advice... Don't ever, ever, EVER wear one of those sexy corsetts that have the metal strips running down the side...trust me they set off any and every gate you walk thru! |
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OHHHHHHHHHHHH {{{{{MERLE}}}}}
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