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Topic: What must someone do?
MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Thu 01/08/09 07:51 AM
What must someone do on a first date with you,that you wouldn't go out on a second date with them?

angelindarkness Joined Sun 11/25/07 Posts: 6492	Thu 01/08/09 07:54 AM


heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Thu 01/08/09 07:54 AM
Spank my azz and say "Giddyup"????

PATSFAN Joined Mon 12/10/07 Posts: 42782	Thu 01/08/09 07:56 AM
Be on the phone with their husband

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Thu 01/08/09 07:57 AM
Be on the phone with their husband

Jill298 Joined Fri 11/09/07 Posts: 16316	Thu 01/08/09 07:57 AM
Tell me how excited they are to comeplete the surgery so he can finally be a real man.

heathersaysgobucks Joined Sun 01/06/08 Posts: 5306	Thu 01/08/09 07:58 AM
Be on the phone with their husband Awwwwwww, c'mon. She was using her "free" minutes.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/08/09 07:58 AM
Whip out a crack pipe.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/08/09 07:59 AM
Scratch her box all evening.

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Thu 01/08/09 07:59 AM
Scratch her box all evening.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/08/09 08:00 AM
Spend the second half of the evening cocking her leg and pulling her underwear outta her ass.

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Thu 01/08/09 08:01 AM
Spend the second half of the evening cocking her leg and pulling her underwear outta her ass.

lilith401 Joined Wed 10/31/07 Posts: 19593	Thu 01/08/09 08:02 AM
Get drunk. Talk about their ex for longer than five minutes. Text. Be more than ten minutes late without calling. Say they do not see their children regularly and/or pay child support. Tell me they have to be home by ten to take their Seroquel (or any antipsychotic). Admit to being a conservative republican. There is a start.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/08/09 08:02 AM
Taking out her upper plate dentures and rinsing them off in her glass of 30 dollar merlot.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/08/09 08:05 AM
Dumping out her 5 different psychotropic medications and counting all the pills during dinner while having a conversation with the voices in their head.

35TOO Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 10407	Thu 01/08/09 08:06 AM
LET ME OIL THEM WITH MY OIL CAN...........

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Thu 01/08/09 08:10 AM
On the phone constantly and repeatedly goes to the restroom. Then admits that she's a drug dealer and she's gotta sell all these bags of weed and that her buyers are meeting her in the bathroom. <--- actually happened to me. I got up and left and went home.

redneck29 Joined Tue 12/23/08 Posts: 321	Thu 01/08/09 05:01 PM
Had a women one time tell me that we would have to go back to my place. When I asked why she said that she still lived with her ex husband that way she is never alone. Happend to me way back when

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Thu 01/08/09 05:02 PM
I hate when she spits baccar on the first date... I wont go out wif her again..... if she cant .... swallow......

moonandstars Joined Wed 12/24/08 Posts: 144	Thu 01/08/09 05:14 PM Edited by moonandstars on Thu 01/08/09 05:15 PM
Talk about their ex for longer than five minutes. Text. Be more than ten minutes late without calling. Say they do not see their children regularly and/or pay child support. Tell me they have to be home by ten to take their Seroquel (or any antipsychotic). and Spend the evening checking out other women. Please, they'll still be there when the date is over. (Which will be quick if I can maneuver it). Talk incessantly about how the world is out to get him. List every single health problem he's ever had, with details. ...the list continues...