alRIGHTY folks.. I feel a lil USELESS INFORMATIONal post comin on..


A Barnacle Has The Largest Penis Of Any Other Animal In Relation To Its Size. (WHOA.. like I really needed to know THAT? )

A Blind Chameleon Still Changes Colors To Match His Environment. (how do they know it's blind I wonder..hmmm?)

A Camel's Backbone Is Just As Straight As A Horse's. (really? I thought it had one hump or two?)

A Castrated Male Reindeer Is Called A Bull.(bet you it was mad as one when they cut it off )

A Chameleon's Tongue Is Twice The Length Of Its Body.(what did they DO to that poor chameleon.. )

A Crocodiles Mouth Is Attached To The Roof Of Its Mouth.

A Deer Cannot Eat Hay. (how useless is THIS huh )

A Donkey Will Sink In Quicksand But A Mule Won't. huh

A Dragonfly Has A Lifespan Of 24 Hours. (THATS a lie.. as a kid I nursed one with a broken wing one summer and it lived for almost 2 days..)

A Duck Has Three Eyelids. (wonder how they sleep.. )

A Female Swine, Or A Sow, Will Always Have An Even Number Of Teats Or Nipples, Usually Twelve. (although sometimes less.. so do dogs, cats and several other animals I know of.. and the point here is???? yup.. useless )

A Group Of Finches Is Called A Charm. (how charming.. )

A Group Of Frogs Is Called An Army. it's an inVASION.. I have several battalions in my back yard..

A Group Of Geese On The Ground Is Called A Gaggle, A Group Of Geese In The Air Is A Skein. m'kay...

A Group Of Goats Is Called A Trip. (not the kind I'M used to )

A Group Of Hares Is Called A Husk. (I thought that was what covered an ear of corn...)

A Group Of Kangaroos Is Called A Mob. (OM GAWD.. I'm gonna get MOBBED in OZ )

A Group Of Owls Is Called A Parliament. (not in CANADA it ain't )

A Group Of Rhinos Are Called A Crash. (geeze.. wonder why huh )

A Group Of Toads Is Called A Knot. (ha ha.. towed the knot )

A Hedgehog's Heart Beats 300 Times A Minute On Average. (wonder what the leading cause of death is... )

A Hippo Can Open Its Mouth Wide Enough To Fit A Four Foot Tall Child Inside. (good to know.. ya never know when ya may need a cheap baby-sitter )

A Large Swarm Of Locusts Can Eat 80,000 Tons Of Corn In A Day. (no WONDER they're considered a plague)

A Male Chimpanzee Is 5 Times Hornier Than The Average Human Male.

A Mole Can Dig Over 250 Feet Of Tunnel In A Single Night. (funny.. above ground they're pretty slow )

A Pig Always Sleeps On Its Right Side. (THATS why I always ended up on the left... )

A Rat Can Last Longer Without Water Than A Camel. (wonder where rats keep THEIR water.. at least a camel has cargo space for it..)

A Rhinoceros' Horn Is Made Of Compacted Hair. (gross)

A Rodents Teeth Never Stop Growing. They Are Worn Down By The Animal's Constant Gnawing On Bark, Leaves, And Other Vegetables. (here FANG)

A Single Sheeps Fleece Might Well Contain As Many As 26 Million Fibres. (wonder what would happen if a sheep was allergic to wool.. )

A Snail Can Have 25,000 Teeth. (WHERE? )

A Snail Takes 33 Hours To Crawl One Mile. (must be because of all those teeth he has to lug along)

A Snake Has No Ears. But Its Tongue Is Extremely Sensitive To Sound Vibrations. By Flicking Its Tongue, A Snake Can Pick Up Sound Waves-So A Snake 'Hears With His Tongue...Sort Of! (Isssssssssss Cansssssssss Hearsssssssss yousssssssss )

A Species Of Earthworm In Australia Grows Up To 10 Feet In Length. K.. I do NOT wanna meet one of THESE.. okay?

A group of women is called a gossip.
A group of girls is called a giggle.
A group of cats is called a buffet.
Well, that is what they were called on planet Melmac.

A group of women is called a gossip.
A group of girls is called a giggle.
A group of cats is called a buffet.
Well, that is what they were called on planet Melmac.

they censored my already censored word..

That is what you get for using such language in your posts.

Red Bull gives ya wings doncha know? ;-)

Ya might wanna twist one up Zee...i do believe i feel a game coming on...

Rack or break G?...and what are we playing for? :-)

Btw...if'n ya hit the quote button on this here post...you'll see how to make yer coin stick the next time you spin one up from the tube. ;-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCikYIZfxxk

Yeah it's all good 'n thanks Zeaster. You get an a...plus ida never bring up a bra size? Maybe lean to awkward 'n bring up your nipples suffering of too much heat..I mean warmth, near as far as it is.

Pouring of a coke had me on edge. Adam 'n you I don't know. ~As said in dribble.
I was recent witness to a docu that some making a nitch soap boxing had more to say of aspartame than ever heard before. lol, one negative is ifn a coke only~ coketotaler? One may miss the inside out meaning of a long weekend..fug..beep beep beep. Hello Monday, yeah, You can take that billboard down. Tuesday is too late...double dollup of retort. :)

mornin peeps

*zee heads over to the juke box* need some workin music


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ6pLKlU-8Q


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjUKxQYm0AI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgoNgfcmUTY&list=AL94UKMTqg-9BPKVIlkSeQbRsT8foh6-OQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UpGAh3OKk4

I was in the crowd for THIS one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvHlVUmais0

and lastly..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pXRKU_-FhU

enjoy!!

Thanks Zee. I made it say hunert yards into land of moose breath 'n silly shaped coins in '77. They booted me ena pal out, but not before pocketing my nunchucks, 'n stash..buggars. lol, there's always re-group, 'n found gramps farm days later.
Da judge had fun with quazy arithmetic fucguring little block of THC fine.. x9? dude!
The rep from US I don't think believed I grew leaves in a state park, but he shifted in his chair when said. They dint care much for the white crosses much. I think they knew we were trying to be safe on the road..awake! lol
I tried to visit the early daze of Zeepub. ~twas hunting season...backed off waiting for court in Mich. G-boy near got shot fookin' wit me `billies to sound squatchy...make my burger very rare. I may have ta duck 'n run being...lol, yeah the word exiled was used for me pal, enni was shadow with a name.
~~spins me quarter 'n stops it on edge wit me index...four times cadence. What else ya got? :)

Uh, Zee, I think that it's time to cut off this guy's drinks. Apparently, he's had one too many.

Oh shite, it is Michael. Here, ava cruller...have five. One for each lace you tie.

David you're a rude icehole. Stay away from me please. 'n don't gimmie the next. I do know who you are...five legged.

What are we playing for?
Well yeah..playing forever haza nice ring, for tomorrows sun sounds even better.
You can break K. I do love that hooking your belt loop with your thumb when excited. Btw did you even up for the last speaker taken out on cue? ;)

Oh shite, it is Michael. Here, ava cruller...have five. One for each lace you tie.

Michael?

Zee, do you have a cot in the back on which this gent can sleep it off?

..professional paws...throws glitter to the air.

Thanks Zee. I made it say hunert yards into land of moose breath 'n silly shaped coins in '77. They booted me ena pal out, but not before pocketing my nunchucks, 'n stash..buggars. lol, there's always re-group, 'n found gramps farm days later.
Da judge had fun with quazy arithmetic fucguring little block of THC fine.. x9? dude!
The rep from US I don't think believed I grew leaves in a state park, but he shifted in his chair when said. They dint care much for the white crosses much. I think they knew we were trying to be safe on the road..awake! lol
I tried to visit the early daze of Zeepub. ~twas hunting season...backed off waiting for court in Mich. G-boy near got shot fookin' wit me `billies to sound squatchy...make my burger very rare. I may have ta duck 'n run being...lol, yeah the word exiled was used for me pal, enni was shadow with a name.
~~spins me quarter 'n stops it on edge wit me index...four times cadence. What else ya got? :)