"Get To Know Your Mad Arab Brothers"
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Today's Mad Arab:

Abdul Alhazred

Also known as The Original Mad Arab, he is the author of "Necronomicon," the all-purpose book of demonology, occult lore, and magic.




But who cares what he's notoriously infamous for... Doesn't he look sharp in his zoot suit?

He looks like a hired hit.

Necro.....is that short for Necrophilia?meaning have sex with dead animals/people?

Yes, he does... Doesn't he!

The real Mad Arab lived about a tousand years ago. I believe pictured is an actor who played him in the 30's or 40's.

I recommend reading his book, Necronomicon... that is, if you're brave enough to get passed the disclaimer and warning on page 1.

Seriously...

Let me just open up my copy of Necronomicon and put a nasty little curse on you, Mr. Evans.

That would teach you to never make fun of your mad Arab brothers.

Smite me almighty Smiter!

Consider yerself smitten, seven folds.

Abdul Al Hazrad was eaten alive in broad daylight by an invisible creature


When the stars are right that which is dead shall live again

Cthulhu shall rise

My hats off to you, Mr. Mirror.
You never cease to amaze and impress me. You have read the book!

I'm bursting with fruit flavor...

That is not dead which can eternal lie.

And with strange aeons even death may die

"i knew it"

...and yet you never warned others. I may be the one about to be committing heinous crimes, but you sir, by displaying indifference and a total lack of concern for others' safety and well being, are just as guilty as I am... if not more!

And now, if you excuse me, I must refer to my Necronomicon handbook and put a non-reversable forever lasting curse of damnation upon all of humanity.

The only thing that could possibly stop me now would be if a fine young lady would step up and confess her love to me...

...ahem...

I said, if a fine young lady would come forward and confess her love and desire for me... and be madly in love with me...

...well then...

I seem to have misplaced my handbook, so while I search for it, there is still some time left if any young lady out there has anything they want to come forward and say...

..anyone...?

did someone call? i thought i heard cthulhu mentioned...

and mahan, do mind your manners

With all due respect, Bastet...
Shouldn't you be at home cooking dinner for Ptah?

Besides, I'm putting a curse on all of humanity, you're a Cat Goddess. It does not concern you...

Have a good day!

i'm telling mom!!

Did I ever snitch on you to mom and dad when you did that whole mind control thing on those Egyptians and sold them as slaves to the alien visitors? No...

So why can't you let me have a little fun for a change?

Not fair...

that's not fair, i did that so you could go to mastication school!!!! and now...you use it against me

Yeah, I wish I had never gone to that stupid mastication school. I've been masticating so much for the last three millenniums, I'm about to blow up.

So thanks for nothing...!