Barbie's Christmas Beau

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs
up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you
for Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I.
Joe."
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie
comes with Ken."

"No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with
Ken."


Where Do Babies Come From?

A little girl came home from school and told her mother that she had
just found out where babies come from. Her mother said, "Oh really?
Please do tell!"
The little girl said, "First, Daddy's penis gets hard and then he puts
it in Mommy's mouth..."

Her mother interrupted her and said, "Oh no honey, that's where jewelry
comes from!"

I knew that Kung-Fu grip was for something good but never thought it
would come in handy in a situation like this

Smart kid and mom.