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Topic: beware the cursed man
alchmey2009's photo
Sun 07/12/09 12:44 AM
hey i just wanna say that
all ladies on this site should due well to stay away from me
i am cursed, seriously its like any woman i have contact with finds the guy of her dreams right behind me. and i am not intimate with them it's like im god ****ing joke when it comes to being with someone. so i am single doomed to stay that way and i hope that
people wont do something annoying like have sypathy for me i dont need it. just figured id say it like it is.
all my exes are now either maried or engaged so it's just an endless cycle.well any way this is only my speculation but hey what do i know. it like the only one of my exes that isn't married or engaged is the one i have a kid with but that is so far from ever happening again that i would rather swallow a cup of hydrochloric acid and then shove a peice of plutonium down my throat and just be in the middle of teh dessert somewhere when i detonate.

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Sun 07/12/09 12:45 AM

hey i just wanna say that
all ladies on this site should due well to stay away from me
i am cursed, seriously its like any woman i have contact with finds the guy of her dreams right behind me. and i am not intimate with them it's like im god ****ing joke when it comes to being with someone. so i am single doomed to stay that way and i hope that
people wont do something annoying like have sypathy for me i dont need it. just figured id say it like it is.
all my exes are now either maried or engaged so it's just an endless cycle.well any way this is only my speculation but hey what do i know. it like the only one of my exes that isn't married or engaged is the one i have a kid with but that is so far from ever happening again that i would rather swallow a cup of hydrochloric acid and then shove a peice of plutonium down my throat and just be in the middle of teh dessert somewhere when i detonate.


wow, really?noway

MirrorMirror's photo
Sun 07/12/09 12:45 AM

hey i just wanna say that
all ladies on this site should due well to stay away from me
i am cursed, seriously its like any woman i have contact with finds the guy of her dreams right behind me. and i am not intimate with them it's like im god ****ing joke when it comes to being with someone. so i am single doomed to stay that way and i hope that
people wont do something annoying like have sypathy for me i dont need it. just figured id say it like it is.
all my exes are now either maried or engaged so it's just an endless cycle.well any way this is only my speculation but hey what do i know. it like the only one of my exes that isn't married or engaged is the one i have a kid with but that is so far from ever happening again that i would rather swallow a cup of hydrochloric acid and then shove a peice of plutonium down my throat and just be in the middle of teh dessert somewhere when i detonate.
shocked

earthytaurus76's photo
Sun 07/12/09 12:46 AM
KAPOW!!!!

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Sun 07/12/09 12:46 AM
not to be crude, but personally i think you'd choke on the metals before you had a chance to detonate. just sayin'flowerforyou

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Sun 07/12/09 12:46 AM

KAPOW!!!!


laugh

earthytaurus76's photo
Sun 07/12/09 12:47 AM

not to be crude, but personally i think you'd choke on the metals before you had a chance to detonate. just sayin'flowerforyou

bwahahahahalaugh

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Sun 07/12/09 12:48 AM
Holy crap, you could be like the dating guru on here... Any woman that talks to you is destined to find the love of her life...

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Sun 07/12/09 12:53 AM

Holy crap, you could be like the dating guru on here... Any woman that talks to you is destined to find the love of her life...


i considered that for about 2 seconds....then i focused on the detonatingexplode

earthytaurus76's photo
Sun 07/12/09 12:55 AM


Holy crap, you could be like the dating guru on here... Any woman that talks to you is destined to find the love of her life...


i considered that for about 2 seconds....then i focused on the detonatingexplode


laugh me too >*pity*< pffhahahah

MirrorMirror's photo
Sun 07/12/09 12:59 AM

hey i just wanna say that
all ladies on this site should due well to stay away from me
i am cursed, seriously its like any woman i have contact with finds the guy of her dreams right behind me. and i am not intimate with them it's like im god ****ing joke when it comes to being with someone. so i am single doomed to stay that way and i hope that
people wont do something annoying like have sypathy for me i dont need it. just figured id say it like it is.
all my exes are now either maried or engaged so it's just an endless cycle.well any way this is only my speculation but hey what do i know. it like the only one of my exes that isn't married or engaged is the one i have a kid with but that is so far from ever happening again that i would rather swallow a cup of hydrochloric acid and then shove a peice of plutonium down my throat and just be in the middle of teh dessert somewhere when i detonate.



bigsmile Relax dude. drinker Don't think about the stuff that brings you down.:smile: You should focus your attention on things you can succeed at.:smile:Work on getting an education and/or a good job.:smile:Save money and acquire good things in your life.:smile:Be a good friend and don't expect much out of other people.:smile:And eventually some woman will see this and fall in love with you.:smile:

alchmey2009's photo
Sun 07/12/09 12:59 AM
look what i mean to say is that it seems like i am a better friend than a lover and that just sucks so much its nerve racking.
i know its akward of me to say but yeah i would much rather prefer death than be with my daughters mom ever again.
and it seems like she is the only woman that hasn't been affected by this mess of a life i live.

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Sun 07/12/09 01:00 AM


hey i just wanna say that
all ladies on this site should due well to stay away from me
i am cursed, seriously its like any woman i have contact with finds the guy of her dreams right behind me. and i am not intimate with them it's like im god ****ing joke when it comes to being with someone. so i am single doomed to stay that way and i hope that
people wont do something annoying like have sypathy for me i dont need it. just figured id say it like it is.
all my exes are now either maried or engaged so it's just an endless cycle.well any way this is only my speculation but hey what do i know. it like the only one of my exes that isn't married or engaged is the one i have a kid with but that is so far from ever happening again that i would rather swallow a cup of hydrochloric acid and then shove a peice of plutonium down my throat and just be in the middle of teh dessert somewhere when i detonate.



bigsmile Relax dude. drinker Don't think about the stuff that brings you down.:smile: You should focus your attention on things you can succeed at.:smile:Work on getting an education and/or a good job.:smile:Save money and acquire good things in your life.:smile:Be a good friend and don't expect much out of other people.:smile:And eventually some woman will see this and fall in love with you.:smile:


You're too nice.:tongue:

MirrorMirror's photo
Sun 07/12/09 01:03 AM

look what i mean to say is that it seems like i am a better friend than a lover and that just sucks so much its nerve racking.
i know its akward of me to say but yeah i would much rather prefer death than be with my daughters mom ever again.
and it seems like she is the only woman that hasn't been affected by this mess of a life i live.

:smile: You gotta let that go, and quit thinking about that, and move ahead with your life.:smile:Get used to being alone and learn to enjoy yourself.:smile:Get a hobby and/or focus on improving your life.:smile:If you can do these things a lot of the stress will leave your mind and love will eventually find you.:smile:

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Sun 07/12/09 01:06 AM

look what i mean to say is that it seems like i am a better friend than a lover and that just sucks so much its nerve racking.
i know its akward of me to say but yeah i would much rather prefer death than be with my daughters mom ever again.
and it seems like she is the only woman that hasn't been affected by this mess of a life i live.



i'll never understand what people have against being just friends, but i hope you find what you want.

MirrorMirror's photo
Sun 07/12/09 01:06 AM



hey i just wanna say that
all ladies on this site should due well to stay away from me
i am cursed, seriously its like any woman i have contact with finds the guy of her dreams right behind me. and i am not intimate with them it's like im god ****ing joke when it comes to being with someone. so i am single doomed to stay that way and i hope that
people wont do something annoying like have sypathy for me i dont need it. just figured id say it like it is.
all my exes are now either maried or engaged so it's just an endless cycle.well any way this is only my speculation but hey what do i know. it like the only one of my exes that isn't married or engaged is the one i have a kid with but that is so far from ever happening again that i would rather swallow a cup of hydrochloric acid and then shove a peice of plutonium down my throat and just be in the middle of teh dessert somewhere when i detonate.



bigsmile Relax dude. drinker Don't think about the stuff that brings you down.:smile: You should focus your attention on things you can succeed at.:smile:Work on getting an education and/or a good job.:smile:Save money and acquire good things in your life.:smile:Be a good friend and don't expect much out of other people.:smile:And eventually some woman will see this and fall in love with you.:smile:


You're too nice.:tongue:



flowerforyou I probably could have explained it better but that really is the best advice a guy can get.flowerforyou If being single is a problem for a guy, then by thinking about it like that he is only torturing himself.flowerforyou He needs to focus his efforts on something else for a while.:smile: Base his happiness and fullfilment on something else for a while.:smile:

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Sun 07/12/09 01:08 AM




hey i just wanna say that
all ladies on this site should due well to stay away from me
i am cursed, seriously its like any woman i have contact with finds the guy of her dreams right behind me. and i am not intimate with them it's like im god ****ing joke when it comes to being with someone. so i am single doomed to stay that way and i hope that
people wont do something annoying like have sypathy for me i dont need it. just figured id say it like it is.
all my exes are now either maried or engaged so it's just an endless cycle.well any way this is only my speculation but hey what do i know. it like the only one of my exes that isn't married or engaged is the one i have a kid with but that is so far from ever happening again that i would rather swallow a cup of hydrochloric acid and then shove a peice of plutonium down my throat and just be in the middle of teh dessert somewhere when i detonate.



bigsmile Relax dude. drinker Don't think about the stuff that brings you down.:smile: You should focus your attention on things you can succeed at.:smile:Work on getting an education and/or a good job.:smile:Save money and acquire good things in your life.:smile:Be a good friend and don't expect much out of other people.:smile:And eventually some woman will see this and fall in love with you.:smile:


You're too nice.:tongue:



flowerforyou I probably could have explained it better but that really is the best advice a guy can get.flowerforyou If being single is a problem for a guy, then by thinking about it like that he is only torturing himself.flowerforyou He needs to focus his efforts on something else for a while.:smile: Base his happiness and fullfilment on something else for a while.:smile:


Yeah I know. I love my own company, I don't understand other people who don't love theirs.

alchmey2009's photo
Sun 07/12/09 01:08 AM
i agree
so i think that would be alot more productive than feeling like ****.
i am sorry about all of that i just feel like im about to turn 27 and have pictured that by now i would have settled down and had been finacially set for life by selling off some invention ive worked on to either this govenrment or one that would pay me for my production of a working product.
not single and depressed with no one.
but i guess you cant let life kep you down and gotta keep treading through the **** storm until you find an ocassional oasis.

alternativa's photo
Sun 07/12/09 01:09 AM

hey i just wanna say that
all ladies on this site should due well to stay away from me
i am cursed, seriously its like any woman i have contact with finds the guy of her dreams right behind me. and i am not intimate with them it's like im god ****ing joke when it comes to being with someone. so i am single doomed to stay that way and i hope that
people wont do something annoying like have sypathy for me i dont need it. just figured id say it like it is.
all my exes are now either maried or engaged so it's just an endless cycle.well any way this is only my speculation but hey what do i know. it like the only one of my exes that isn't married or engaged is the one i have a kid with but that is so far from ever happening again that i would rather swallow a cup of hydrochloric acid and then shove a peice of plutonium down my throat and just be in the middle of teh dessert somewhere when i detonate.


I take it you liked the movie "Good Luck Chuck" and decided to borrow the way of getting women? laugh

MirrorMirror's photo
Sun 07/12/09 01:10 AM





hey i just wanna say that
all ladies on this site should due well to stay away from me
i am cursed, seriously its like any woman i have contact with finds the guy of her dreams right behind me. and i am not intimate with them it's like im god ****ing joke when it comes to being with someone. so i am single doomed to stay that way and i hope that
people wont do something annoying like have sypathy for me i dont need it. just figured id say it like it is.
all my exes are now either maried or engaged so it's just an endless cycle.well any way this is only my speculation but hey what do i know. it like the only one of my exes that isn't married or engaged is the one i have a kid with but that is so far from ever happening again that i would rather swallow a cup of hydrochloric acid and then shove a peice of plutonium down my throat and just be in the middle of teh dessert somewhere when i detonate.



bigsmile Relax dude. drinker Don't think about the stuff that brings you down.:smile: You should focus your attention on things you can succeed at.:smile:Work on getting an education and/or a good job.:smile:Save money and acquire good things in your life.:smile:Be a good friend and don't expect much out of other people.:smile:And eventually some woman will see this and fall in love with you.:smile:


You're too nice.:tongue:



flowerforyou I probably could have explained it better but that really is the best advice a guy can get.flowerforyou If being single is a problem for a guy, then by thinking about it like that he is only torturing himself.flowerforyou He needs to focus his efforts on something else for a while.:smile: Base his happiness and fullfilment on something else for a while.:smile:


Yeah I know. I love my own company, I don't understand other people who don't love theirs.



flowerforyou I understand why they feel that way because I used to feel that way too.flowerforyouBut I learned to love myself and all those feelings left my mind.flowerforyouI know how to make myself happy and I can be my own best friend.drinkerThe difficulty is explaining it to someone elseflowerforyou

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